Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for February 28, 2025

Is the coleslaw affecting his cholesterol?

Isn’t that a car? The Ferrari Pestosteroni?

maybe he should just lie down…

Send Melody a picture of your pestosterone…..On second thought, don’t do that.

when the stars make you drool just like a pasta e fasule….

Hopefully his ravioli doesn’t burst!

Better drink two glasses of wine, Horace… Ruffino Chianti Classico Riserva or generic…!

Better get your basil metabolism tested.

After mixing two different varieties in a blender, he got the pesto both whirleds.

oh, for the good ol’ days when people had no idea how there bodies worked and never gave it a thought

I had to rapidly shift from a graveyard shift schedule to a day schedule for jury duty. I figured since I was awake in the daytime, I might as well take advantage of the opportunity by being awake to take a longer day trip to Canada. The schedule change was a failure and I spent the night before wide awake in bed. I was still awake when I got to my destination, but I then I had a large meal at an Italian restaurant and was fighting back sleep trying to drive home. Oops.

A major problem with the American Diet (which includes meals like he just described) is that it is actually possible to get protein poisoning. While this is generally not immediately fatal, over time it is shown to shorten one’s lifespan. In comparison the Asian diet (which focuses on veggies, grains and nuts, using small amounts of meat only as flavoring), is far healthier.

/me climbs down from soapbox to warm up a 3-meat cheese-lover’s pizza…

It’s more likely that high levels of pestosterone are going to go through the hoof now but the starch is going through the dung-Aries zone.