Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for March 09, 2025

Could have made the Olympics, as a drinking team…..

Definitly a drinking mans sport second to golf.

Been there, our team went to a tournament when I was lot younger, I don’t think I even made a spare. My team mates were so proud of me

no dancing in the drinking bar

Hic!

Raise your hand if you haven’t heard this one before.

The best thing about beer is that it sharpens your mind to the task at hand. Getting another…

Butter feathers!

The smoking everywhere and booze everywhere is one of the main reasons I move out of the South.

My running group has always said this. We are drinkers with a running problem.

It happens; especially on the 10-pin or 7-pin. Otherwise, Cosmo needs lots more practice.

He has turned into Andy Capp!

I gave up drinking for Good years ago and started drinking for Evil for many years as the benefits and pay were better. A year and a half ago I took early retirement from my drinking career entirely.

Must be a darn wide tree!

The only bowling alley in my area closed last year, but with my arthritic hand, it doesn’t matter.

That’s nothing. My drinking club has a sailing problem.

We had a bowling league at work. One year my team was tied with another team at the end of the season. The choice was to have a one-game contest, either that night or another night. I campaigned to bowl that night because the other team was half drunk.

I wore our championship windbreaker for years.

In the first frame, he rolled it out of the frame.

That’s how our team use to bowl…er drink.

I score a 155 a few weeks ago. Best game I ever had!

Darn, I was so expecting to read some “gutter language”…! O<[|;o)

Work is the curse of the drinking class.

When is was early 20s I could drink 8 to 10 beers during out three league games and bowl around 180. Now I’m late 60s, no beers and lucky to break 100 some days.

The Perfesser gets another strike……………………….out.

Before AA saved me, I could have been captain of that team.