Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for February 19, 2025

Jim Stafford once described himself as a hickey, a hick hippie, on the tonight Show.

Good one, Dave.

She’s just a vamp-ire.

Neck Romancer? Sounds deadly.

All those poor turtles walking around without a neck…

It should also be National Wear a Turtleneck Day.

National Turtleneck Day was 2 days ago — February 17th.

Hickeys used to be popular years ago. Are they still “a thing” ???

That’s not a hickey… that’s just a bad rash! A little ointment and you’ll be just fine!

Ha! I love that word “ointment”…

… it’s got “oint” in it!

OINT!!

That bites. And it’s going to leave a mark.

It’s been years and years since anyone dared even try to give me a hickey.

Expecting no one, going no where,will not revert to Jr High when we would “practice” on our own arms.

Are giving hickeys still in vogue……..?

I used to know a family whose surname was “Hickey”.

When I was a kid, we found that those suction cup darts that wouldn’t stick to anything would stick to skin with a little water, and leave a nice red circle when we pulled them off. It was all good fun until one of the older kids said “Who have you been making out with? Nice hickeys!”

That was the end of that.

Oh oh here she comes – watch out boy, she’ll chew you up!

She’s a Man-eater!

Reality bites. :)

yer safe Dave… we can’t see you on our screens….

Definitely back in high school for this old man.

Said it before & will say it again: “That’s a hickey stick” …!

( oh say can you seee? )