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He was mildly surprised when she met him at the door wearing a very revealing chemise and a beckoning stare. He had never seen such an incredibly enticing creature. His brain turned to mush even as other parts of his body became much firmer.
“I am so sorry,” she said, “I don’t have any cash. Is there any other way I can pay you?”
The words he had always longed to hear.
“Nah,” He replied, “We get to keep any pizza that’s not paid for. Thanks, lady!”
Gent 3 days ago
Eh? Me no get.
danketaz Premium Member 3 days ago
Might be of the delivery team.
phritzg Premium Member 3 days ago
The joke’s on Pizza Snob; those aren’t VHS tapes, they’re 8-track cartridges from Dinkle’s music collection.
LizardPriest 3 days ago
Wait, is that … melted mozzarella on this tape … no, it is not.
Packratjohn Premium Member 3 days ago
He was mildly surprised when she met him at the door wearing a very revealing chemise and a beckoning stare. He had never seen such an incredibly enticing creature. His brain turned to mush even as other parts of his body became much firmer.
“I am so sorry,” she said, “I don’t have any cash. Is there any other way I can pay you?”
The words he had always longed to hear.
“Nah,” He replied, “We get to keep any pizza that’s not paid for. Thanks, lady!”
markyakes Premium Member 3 days ago
Man, Chicago has the best pizza!
That’s not pizza. That’s a box of porn VHS tapes.
Are you familiar with the helicopter, which differs somewhat from the autogyro?
WaitingMan 3 days ago
But Panel Two doesn’t contradict Panel One. Where’s the joke?
GaryCooper 3 days ago
Schroedinger would say it’s both a pizza and some porn tapes until you look in the box.
willie_mctell 3 days ago
Nothing like iron oxide on mylar.