Last Kiss by John Lustig for February 19, 2025

If you prick my prick, do I not bleed?

Blindfolds are especially good to keep her from counting ceiling tiles.

She knows what she’s after…

“Don’t worry about hurting me, Penelope. I always wear a cup whenever I play this game with you.” (Is Penelople perhaps a typo?)

He doesn’t mind here going for the groin, just put down sharp objects.

Her aim is true.

she’s groin places…

Penelope apparently has attended numerous racy Hen Parties.

Penelope is tired of this guy getting her name wrong, perhaps. Penelople? Near Constantinople?

Pin the tail on the donkey……..???

The third time, not only did she stab him in the groin, she also kneed him in the groin, just to drive the point home.

SLICK: I’m so sorry, Penelope! I guess I got a little overly enthusiastic when you agreed to – you know. I’ll aim a few inches lower next time – I PROMISE!

“This tail is longer than what you’ve got, stubby!”

There’s no chance she accidently stabbed him in the groin the first time.

(“He doesn’t realize that I’m actually Supergirl, and these blindfolds mean nothing to my x-ray vision”)

Donkey? Oh, sorry, I thought you said jack-ass.

“Your eyes can deceive you Penelope. Reach out, use the Force, and jam that pin in hard!”

Gonna need a bigger pin, Penelople! Maybe use a knitting needle!

He’s playing pin the tail, she’s playing eight-ball. Five more to go.

I was wondering if the Jenny Blake Isabella byline would be seen here. Not yet, at least, I guess!

Penelope? If you’re forcing her to play, then don’t gripe about another poke in your toke.

she seems willing to take another stab at it…

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Penelope needs a longer pin.

“Accidentally…” Yeah, keep believing that, Slick. I got a feeling she’s gonna turn your downstairs into a colander.

The dangers of irritated women.