Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for February 17, 2025

Is that worse than the loose nut rolling around in my head? No. Good!

At least he doesn’t look threadbare. No nude is good nude.

Sure and it’s the naked truth?

Or are we getting down to the bare existentials?

Hopefully refractionless cryolite bowl counteracts the thread.

Those goats! The horror. Someone I used to know raises goats and the standard photo seems to be of their back ends.

that’s not how you tie your thread

Well, better a loose thread than a loose stool; especially when unraveling such as you are. Bowels, threads and dreads. Sometimes we need to unravel so that the plumage can re coalesce into a more poetic absurdism.

Tyrone’s mimes of existentialist despair included his demonstration of futility experienced by the infamous ‘Drinking Bird’.

…I read once that a guy in New York City killed himself…

…when he passed the same guy three times in one day…

…of course BAD Boy Johnny was the killer…

…except for the red thread on the bottom of his his…

…placed him elsewhere…

… ugh, why do I even bother reading Kurt Vonnegut…

… disappearing paint indeed…

…if you shake it more than three times …but

…you’re playing with it…

…and the magic 8 ball never lies…

…i had just found the evidence that would make my case…

…when they fired us all…

..called us wasteful bureaucrats…

…but with this last piece of evidence…

…i could had saved us 3.2 billion dollars…

…and got more tanks built…

…and got grandma Jones back on Facebook…

Makes him a DrEAD-tHrEAD…

Philadelphia pride but in Kyle anymore.

Bobbing for apples, long after all the apples are gone.

Having watched all the Harry Potter movies, several times, Phil was confident that he was now ready to use the juice from a surveillance pickle to witness pickle-surveilled events using a glass bowl as a pensieve. Results were inconsistent and unreliable.

Whatever you do – do NOT suck in and do not pull the thread -specially at the same time. Unless you have the hiccups. It works for hiccups.

The is No Exit from existential despair!

Life unravels before us when we pull the wrong thread.

‘Go soak your head’: is this fellow unclear on the concept, or its practical application?

Oh wait. I gotta go. Today’s the day I’m supposed to get rid of all the snakes in Ireland.

Reminds me of ‘looks like you need to put your head in a bucket of water three times and take it out twice’, which you say to a little kid to see how long it takes them to figure it out.

he’s hanging on by a thread…

Nihilists UNITE …!

Self baptism is the only answer,

Bowl refreshed every day for next four years…

…in this pop culture they call me Soda…

OMG. He’s come undone…..just don’t pull that loose thread…..aaaacccccckkkk!