Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for March 23, 2025

bob-bob-bobbin’ along, minding his own birdsness

The death of the Twitter bird. Looks like it got hit by a Tesla.

Harry Woods, 1926. Pop song for half a century – now recorded as a children’s song.

“Hey, Robin!”

All 3 simultaneously: “Yes?”

“Holy corny jokes, Batman!”

He was singin’ a song .

Darn Musk!

This happened very early this morning. Why did this bird do this? He wanted to be the first to cross the road and to be the one to catch the worm. [He believed the worms were meatier on the other side of the road. Aren’t they always?]

He got stuck in the tire treads now the car is throbbing along. Womp, womp, womp.

He was just a hop, skip, and a splat from making it across.

That robin could’ve been rockin’.

Obviously after The Far Side vultures came along with their spatulas.

Well, that is what he was doing.

Well that’s what you get when you are just a robin out bob-bob-bobbin-along in the middle of the street.

A case for the local claw enforcement.

Was he a Red Robin?

Glad to see there are still fans of Bing Crosby

Coulda been rockin’.

I wonder how many people today remember that song?

Because Bob always eats at Red… Oh please someone stop me before I do a product placement.

Coo, coo, ca-choo Mrs. Robin’s son.

Who did it? Not the owl! Ask the stool pigeon….