Pickles by Brian Crane for March 22, 2025

Does Nelson suffer from TLWPSS (Tell Long Winded Pointless Stories Syndrome)?

If he hangs around with Earl much he will certainly be thoroughly exposed to LWPSs.

Seems the hate is on Earl tonight.

He needs to go over and hang out with Fred Bassets owner.

Like Grandpa, like Grandson !

Roscoe, too !

Their tee-shirts read, “Does not play well with others”

Sometimes so-called “Polite Society” is not so polite.

Opal needs and deserves her Ladies Night once in a while…

They threw Earl out. That doesn’t seem very polite to me.

We have a real issue these days of “diagnosing” boys’ normal behavior as “problematic”. Boys and girls are different. They do not behave the same ways. Nobody should expect them to.

And the beat goes on …

Definitely seems to run in the family, lol!

The gherkin doesn’t fall far from the Pickles jar.

Like grandpa. Like grandson.

Roscoe rules again : )

My 3rd grade teacher’s only complaint was my inadequate use of hankies…

like grandpa like grandson… I think I got that right. :J

The apple doesn’t fall too far my friend

thought Earl had dog slippers on for a second there…

Hey, who’d want to sit in on that quilting bee, listening to endless prattle about grandkids and star-dancing shows on TV?

Yep, Nelson is just a chip off the old Block……………………………………………….head.

What is the status of commenting on childless women who hate men?

Poor Earl, Nelson and Roscoe, banned from the house!

always is.

Can’t imagine WHY, Nelson! Look you hang around with? lmao

Sometimes looking at Roscoe’ expressions are more entertaining than the gag.

Attaboy Nelson….you are a kid.

My wife was a Girl Scout leader and when the young ladies were here, the dog and I went to the basement and played.

The three of you are probably better off.

I’d be so tempted to go inside, grab a beer out of the fridge, knock down half of it, then belch as loud as I could before walking back outside. Of course, I’d be in deep poo, but it would be worth it.

Muffin is allowed inside!

I know the feeling ….. Nelson ….. had plenty of teachers tell me the same thing …… :)

Issues? What happened to the word “problem”. That’s really what it is but it has to be glossed over with a fancy new name.

chip off the ol’ block!

It shows up in the genes of every other generation lol