The Art Renewal Center.
But they have a heck of a time figuring out which ones are named Art and which ones are named Burt.
Did Temple and Rudolph Weyr in collusion
Contribute to the 1800s illusion
That there were “in those days Giants”
And put Weyr’s sculptures in compliance
With the Biblical Genesis ‘giants’ allusion?
.
And did some of these large ‘Nephilim’
Neglect learning to dog paddle or swim
When Noah’s Ark rode out the Deluge
Even though they were so bulky and huge
They might have survived along with him?
Did they perhaps continue the hoax
And play a crude joke on naive folks
That some of the Nephilim had drowned
And Weyr had found their fossils in the ground
Thereby to pay to view did they coax?
“It’s a complaint from the White House regarding that Dump commission.
Apparently its head got stuck in the doorway."
I told Medusa not to visit the giants, but did she listen?
“Hey kid! Stop trying to look up that statue’s robes!”
“I’m Earl Scheib, and I’ll make any sculpture for $29.95. No ups, no extras.”
IKEA Museum of Fine Art
Good sculper, but short attention plan. He never finishes anything!
The party goers quickly came to the unified conclusion that this was the absolute worst place to have their undecorated easter egg hunt.
Getting the floats ready for Mardi Gras
/// With their standardized-module design,
sections of partial statues combine.
Rudolf Weyr supervised.
Speed and prowess are prized
on the sculptor’s assembly line.
Sculpted deities by the dozen/
In improbable poses frozen/
By curators chosen/
(While the docents are dozin’)/
And not one pair of Lederhosen..
It was a brilliant marketing strategy by Rudolf Weyr to sell his gigantic sculptures by the square foot.
His Art Factory produced the behemoth statues at a rapid rate.
He was the first artist to attach delivery stickers on his works, saying, Some Assembly Is Required!
One art curator was heard proclaiming, “How can they call this art, for there is not one nude in the lot.”
“…and some bagels.”
Great stuff today guys…
Bilan about 6 hours ago
The Art Renewal Center.
But they have a heck of a time figuring out which ones are named Art and which ones are named Burt.
PraiseofFolly about 6 hours ago
Did Temple and Rudolph Weyr in collusion
Contribute to the 1800s illusion
That there were “in those days Giants”
And put Weyr’s sculptures in compliance
With the Biblical Genesis ‘giants’ allusion?
.
And did some of these large ‘Nephilim’
Neglect learning to dog paddle or swim
When Noah’s Ark rode out the Deluge
Even though they were so bulky and huge
They might have survived along with him?
.
Did they perhaps continue the hoax
And play a crude joke on naive folks
That some of the Nephilim had drowned
And Weyr had found their fossils in the ground
Thereby to pay to view did they coax?
Number Slx about 5 hours ago
“It’s a complaint from the White House regarding that Dump commission.
Apparently its head got stuck in the doorway."
cdward about 5 hours ago
I told Medusa not to visit the giants, but did she listen?
Pocosdad about 4 hours ago
“Hey kid! Stop trying to look up that statue’s robes!”
The Wolf In Your Midst about 4 hours ago
“I’m Earl Scheib, and I’ll make any sculpture for $29.95. No ups, no extras.”
Buzzworld about 4 hours ago
IKEA Museum of Fine Art
jdculhane46 about 4 hours ago
Good sculper, but short attention plan. He never finishes anything!
chaosed2 about 3 hours ago
The party goers quickly came to the unified conclusion that this was the absolute worst place to have their undecorated easter egg hunt.
[Traveler] Premium Member about 3 hours ago
Getting the floats ready for Mardi Gras
Solstice*1947 about 3 hours ago
/// With their standardized-module design,
sections of partial statues combine.
Rudolf Weyr supervised.
Speed and prowess are prized
on the sculptor’s assembly line.
Call me Ishmael about 3 hours ago
Sculpted deities by the dozen/
In improbable poses frozen/
By curators chosen/
(While the docents are dozin’)/
And not one pair of Lederhosen..
Linguist about 3 hours ago
It was a brilliant marketing strategy by Rudolf Weyr to sell his gigantic sculptures by the square foot.
His Art Factory produced the behemoth statues at a rapid rate.
He was the first artist to attach delivery stickers on his works, saying, Some Assembly Is Required!
wincoach Premium Member about 2 hours ago
One art curator was heard proclaiming, “How can they call this art, for there is not one nude in the lot.”
oakie9531 about 1 hour ago
“…and some bagels.”
lagoulou 33 minutes ago
Great stuff today guys…