B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for March 18, 2025

She did!

She has to, she bats left-handed.

She loves me, she loves me not….

Swiped him off his feet.

“It’s the ones that ignore you that don’t like you.”

That’s the most violent I’ve ever seen her.

Move over, Jane. Now you have competition.

Tinder ain’t tender.

Sometimes I think the world would be a better place if we could swipe left like that.

I wonder why she carried the club from the beginning? Or, was it because of what happened?

You got a beat up glove, a homemade bat

And a brand new pair of shoes

You know I think it’s time to give this game a ride

Just to hit the ball and touch ’em all, a moment in the sun

It’s a-gone and you can tell that one goodbye

Looks that way.

Never sneak up on left-handers. Something may happen— you’ll never know what.

“Welcome to the ‘club’…!”

Better duck! Why a duck?

……..was not a “love tap”!!!!!