B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for March 22, 2025

Is that a cooking term? :)

I just invented a new number puzzle game that is reminiscent of another commonly known game!

It’s called pseudo-ku.

My midget friend is writing a novel…

He’s using a pseudo-gnome to remain anonymous.

What do you give a guy with a cold that is pretending to be a government agent?

Pseudo-Fed

checks controlled substances list

I pseudo thought of that.

Is this a Pseudo-Definition? Or is this like a True-or-False Test?

Su-su-sudio.

Duh.

Also known as the money that lawyers get paid: sue dough…

Actually, that’s a “sood.”

I suppose that would mean the “Take a Look at Me Now” singer, Phil Collins, was a real intellectual. He even wrote a hit song about his intelligence, “Suh sudio”.

Shouldn’t that have been someone who “doesn’t know” what pseudo means?

Pseudo: something or someone fake trying to pass as the real thing — a fraud or impostor

I sometimes use words that I don’t really understand, in an attempt to seem more photosynthesis. ;-)

Culture: Being able to listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.

Or sudo. (Linux reference. Look it up.)

Fake news!!!!

I had a pseudo jacket in the 60’s

Similar to play-dough.

A rare intellectual indeed.

Pseu-pseu-pseudio!

Truth!

He pseudo done something about that.

OR, rather, doesn’t…

Ooh! I know! I know what it mea…….ooooooh……

Who wrote that definition, Mr. Ersatz?

Lol

A pseudointellectual someone who can BS a bunch of false information and theories to dinner guests who hang on his every word while his scapegoated offspring looks on in disgust. The same person who tells his offspring an absolute fact in private and then an opposite absolute in front of company eliciting the same look of disbelief and disgust there by creating pseudo evidence that this child is evil.

In the same way that antipasto means “against pasto” and provolone means “for valone”. (Credit to Bob Newhart)

They’re the big fat guys that wrestle to try to push each other out of a circle

Why would they want to know about martial arts. They have spears, rocks and clubs.

Also known as a fake intellectual, kind like an artificial intellectual.

Fake news!

If someone’s faking it during a martial arts battle, is he performing pseudo-judo?

Oh my… The Count’s comment from earlier has magically disappeared. Imagine that. God Bless America1

Pseudo intellectual: the leader of the DOGE team, and also every underling member he recruited and signed aboard. As well as his ostensible “superior” who lives in the White House, and to whom he (supposedly) is subordinate.

Faker!

My dad told me a story one time about a guy he worked with. Dad thought the guy was rather intellectual, until one day he said something with the word pseudo- in it, only he pronounced it “swee-doh”. No matter what dad said to him, he refused to believe that he could have been mistaken!

Do you pronounce it “sue-dough” or “sway-dough”?

And knows it never applies to them.

Hey Wiley, don’t you have pseudo in your dictionary?