Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 25, 2025

You’ll be fine after you have your cork screwed.

He’s feeling Mer-Low.

First of all you is need to stop wining see.

Vintage humor

Look again, you are a bottle.

So then you are just whine?

Your friend Yager Myster still loves ya!!

you just need to rest a while

Go ahead and wine about it all you want. [It may not make you feel fine but it should at least make you feel better.]

he’s a fine whine

Stop wining

Then you shouldn’t be fine after nine!

You’re a ‘fun’ wine. But very little depth.

Maybe you’re just over priced.

I am given to understand that this particular vintage is especially whiny.

You’ll get better as you get older

“I want to be better than fine, I want to be an uber-wine, but they just call me a Cab.”

Maybe you’re just a nice wine….

Don’t bottle up your emotions.

Your vineyard got sold to a large corporation

Have you discussed this with your partner, Jeremiah?

♫♪

The sailors say Brandy you’re a fine wine

What a good wine you would be

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Maybe you were left in the afternoon sun

He wants to sparkle.

He’s got everything all bottled-up inside.

i guess her cork is going bad

This is the result of squeezing the grapes too hard.

That’ll be two bucks, Chuck.

You are drunk.

No need to “whine” about it….

Stop your winening…

Just breathe!

Whine some more. That’ll render you fine again.

Just breathe.