Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 24, 2025

Well said.

Hey—the horse is connected to the wagon for a change!

Better yet, a Percheron.

Henry should be the one doing the pulling.

Better make that two Clydesdales.

Can’t the dragon fly

It makes it really really hard to pull when Henry’s weight causes the vehicle to be pretty much dragon on the ground.

You would have thought the Wiz would have harnessed his magic.

The presence of the dragon be causing the wagon to be draggin’.

What he needs is adamantium wheels, or it won’t matter who is trying to pull the wagon.

Henry can fly, though… What’s the point of riding a cart when Henry can fly?

Unless Wiz doesn’t know How to Train Your Dragon.

“Nag, nag, nag!”

It’ll take one to haul Henry around.

This Bud’s for you!

What they need is a real big a$$.

…….and a new wagon!!!!……….bigger?

The Clydesdales will even bring a six-pack too.

You could try hitching Henry to the carriage, Wiz!

A Clydesdale would only poop more.

Humh. A flattened wooden wheel. On the other hand it is the coach belonging to the Wiz.

I feel a bit sorry for the horse, but good to see Henry on a Monday. Heck, good to see Henry any day!

I’ll drink to that this Bud’s for you. Cheers!

Fire up Ye Olde afterburner.

Henry should be draggin’ the wagon.

Calling a (somewhat) powerful wizard “dude” denotes a definite lack of horse sense…..

watch it horsey , don’t want dragon to light a fire on your asp

Yup.

I was pulled by horses on a carriage ride on Mackinac island. According to the guide, Clydesdales aren’t that strong. They’ve been bred for looks, not strength. Two regular horses can pull as much or more as three Clydesdales.

Compared to the Wiz that horse is puny lol how about a couple of draft horses? A couple of “Shire” horses would make Smeagol proud.