Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for August 25, 2011
Transcript:
Brad: "Miss Eiffel said she'd treat you. What would you like?" Toni: "Nothing. It's like the final meal on death row" Toni: "Brad, that woman is dangerous. She's a first-class manipulator. And she likes you" Brad: "Yeah. She does appreciate how well I clean up" Toni: "Hello? She's more interested in how well you get dirty"
kfccanada over 13 years ago
Well, that was a very……roundabout way of saying…she’s actually interested in your body.
rxr_xing over 13 years ago
Toni better put a ring on it
ladyzeeba over 13 years ago
Brad, you’re a doofus!!
barbarasbrute over 13 years ago
Toni should just go find herself a REAL MAN. That way Brad would feel free to date the high school girls again.
rayannina over 13 years ago
Maybe Toni’s right … and maybe Toni’s reading more into the situation than there is. Either way, Brad, be careful …
wiselad over 13 years ago
unless Ann is bi…….. I think Toni might be reading her “slightly wrong”, I think Ann likes the idea of using Brad as “her toy”, but does not want to get dirty and gritty with him, and I think there is a good chance she is into the “Bernice type” of girl, but not the “Toni type” ……….. as I said a few weeks ago
cjswan232482 over 13 years ago
I know a comic strip will not intoduce girl on girl action, nah
mojitobaby over 13 years ago
I don’t know that Ann likes Brad as much as she likes targeting an employee who’s in a relationship and then manipulating them to “choose” her to keep their job. Obviously no one else fits the bill, because really…Brad???
Ottodesu over 13 years ago
As those that understand the power games of Women (which were mainly the Women) explained yesterday, Toni would not be smart if she accepted any freebie from Ann.Which she didn’t.
Catfeet Premium Member over 13 years ago
You may clean up well, Brad,but Toni can’t take you anywhere…although Eiffel might be willing!
Rockabore over 13 years ago
Oh boy, just great. Now watch as Brad gets a swelled head over having TWO pretty women interested in him. At least with Toni they have history so it made sense, Ann just wants him … cause he’s unattainable … and simple-minded … like most guys. Well, I guess that they don’t have to be guys since she targeted Bernice, anyone who is uncomfortable with her sexual advances is fair game. She has strange tastes.
Ottodesu over 13 years ago
Ann is not really into sex as her main game. She is into power and conquest. Sex and sexual attraction are just tools and resources. Gender of the subjugated is not important. Mind you, she obviously likes being a Woman.
Crumbucket over 13 years ago
Brad, Brad, wake up before the moon is dark and the honeymoon never started.
Chuck373 over 13 years ago
In dealing with Ann, Brad has to become more like a woman. Never take what is said at face value. Always look for two meanings in everything said or done. Always suspect that everyone is out to get you.
skywatcher2 over 13 years ago
From my point of view ann is a predator as to whether she is Bi or not will be revealed later. But Brad may be a piece in a plot for revenge against those who had her removed from her previous manager position.
Brad looks like he is yanking Toni’s chain in that last scene.
I think that the whole plot will be to get Ann out the her position where she can pray on any others if Brad leaves on his own accord, or is fired. They need to figure out a legal trap for her, How this develops looks like it will be interesting. :-)
Chuck373 over 13 years ago
Toni and Rosa aught to have a big hair contest.
ComicLaff over 13 years ago
Ah, Toni got some cleavage.
Trails4GMZ over 13 years ago
Ann is just trying to make life miserable for Toni & Brad…boy, do I know someone like that! Secondly, Brad needs to get a little life experience under him,,,maybe he should join the military and become a real man.
cobaltorange over 13 years ago
I thought this comic was supposed to be funny? Now it’s gotten all Jerry Springer on me.
JerryTheK over 13 years ago
A dork and a pissed off woman
mojitobaby over 13 years ago
I don’t know that Toni can slap any sense into Brad (yeah, I know, I have a pleasant vision of her trying to do it…) He’s almost LD (learning disabled) in that his comprehension is limited to what’s on the surface, with no deeper understanding about what’s going on beneath. ‘Ann offered to treat Toni, she must like her after all!’ ‘She likes me, everything’s OK!’ If Brad’s in his 20s and still that clueless, he’s not gonna magically wise up enough to cope with Ann.
t does explain why he can interact so well with Shannon, tho!JerryTheK over 13 years ago
Brard is a Dork. Toni has a brain.
flyersnut27 Premium Member over 13 years ago
Someone is Jealous of a little competition.. Guess you shouldn’t have walked all over him for all those years Toni. Now you actually have to do something to keep your man.
the dorf over 13 years ago
Brad is taking being naive to a whole new level.
wicky over 13 years ago
The plot sickens.
lance96816 over 13 years ago
Now where is WW? Id could use a brainless job, and be pursued by a beautyful powerful older woman.
lance96816 over 13 years ago
Not true, Ann was interested in brad even before she knew Toni was in the picture.
StoicLion1973 over 13 years ago
This makes the 3rd woman in Brad’s life to warn him about Ann Eiffel. It doesn’t matter if Brad ignores these warnings or heeds them, he will keep the job for two reasons:
1. he needs the money;2. it makes for an interesting plot.
mudsharkmel over 13 years ago
Is that a tattoo on Toni’s right bicep?
Mordock999 over 13 years ago
Thats RIGHT, Toni! Ann’s Manipulating Brad, the Way Dirk used to Manipulate Yo…., Er, Um……,
Yo’ Brad!? Two COFFEES!To GOI!!!!!
cjswan232482 over 13 years ago
Ann’s interest in Brad was piqued the second she saw Toni. Anyone capable of pulling a dime like Toni got “something” and that very much appeals to other women.
Waddling Eagle over 13 years ago
Brad is not nearly as dumb as he pretends.
LinTX over 13 years ago
Ann and Dirk would be perfect for each other, or drive each other crazy. If Greg makes Brad any more naive, he’ll make Puddles look like an intellectual. He is testing Toni’s loyalties already, being underemployed and making Toni be the leader all the time. Brad needs to take some testosterone pills.
conean over 13 years ago
There’s a whole lot of people out there commenting on this thing who are guilty of over-thinking. Relax, folken!
InColorado over 13 years ago
How hard can it be to find another minimum wage job?
Sheriff Mordecai Premium Member over 13 years ago
@Frank Cruz – it would be VERY easy to find another low paying job. But Greg doesn’t write “easy” arcs. He challenged himself by bringing these two women together. He’s a bit of a mad experimenter, Evans. "Let’s see what happens if we mix THIS with THI— BOOM == If fans want explanations as to why the characters do what they do, get into the cartoonist’s head …. that’s where it all starts and ends.
The Old Wolf over 13 years ago
Mogg’s teeth, Brad! How can you be so obtuse? Look at what’s right in front of you! Yarg!
Mr. Tinkles over 13 years ago
Someone said Brad looked like an organ grinder monkey, minus the hat. Minus the brains too, apparently.
Pipe Tobacco over 13 years ago
Today’s effort gives me pause…. if Toni thinks that Eiffel is “romantically” attracted to Brad…. so what? Brad doesn’t have to respond to that. This makes it seem that Toni doesn’t trust Brad in their relationship…. not a good sign at all. Today’s story line took the comic in a direction I did not expect and frankly doesn’t make me think very highly of Toni. She should be confident enough in her relationship with Brad to not be jealous of Eiffel. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++What I had anticipated today’s strip would have been was Toni getting upset at the idea of having Eiffel arbitrarily decide which customers Brad can and cannot interact with during his job.
ABADABA over 13 years ago
Girl+Girl comic? Check out “Jane’s World”
slitman over 13 years ago
Are these old strips? I thought Brad was a fireman??
Dconskjk over 13 years ago
Brad, how can you be this clueless? Such a dangerous, manipulative situation, shouldn’t your firefighter training be sending you some signals?
Amazing Grace over 13 years ago
Wow…hot chicks fighting over Brad……and people say that there is no God!!!!! Hurrah for us Duffuses…there is light at the end of the tunnel
LinTX over 13 years ago
IF ONLY Toni were jealous! I don’t think she’s insecure or distrustful of Brad. Until she decided she loved Brad instead of Dirk, she didn’t care whether Brad lost interest in her, or got his feelings hurt. But now that she does care about Brad, I think she realizes how naive he is and she’s trying to help him understand things, as his friend. I do wonder how this will impact their romantic relationship, though. Brad’s not exactly scoring points with Toni throughout this story.
ThemisGeorge over 13 years ago
@Chuck373Hahahaha!!!!! She would be Dirk. Oh my goodness.Now we need to find her an appropriate nickname that describes her personality like, “Dirk the jerk”.
Joe1962 over 13 years ago
Brad does need to wake up
LinTX over 13 years ago
Imagine how many more women would find Brad irresistable if he ever styled his hair? At least he has more than one shirt now…
mojitobaby over 13 years ago
Some people are too clueless to know how to search a page for a key word to see if it’s been discussed; some can’t be bothered to read anything or check out what’s been hapening in the strip, they just want to be spoon fed; and some are probably lame-o trolls who think it’s funny to keep asking a question that’s already been answered. I say after it’s been asked and answered a few times, ignore them. If they care that much, they’ll learn to read the boards for themselves.
repsherr over 13 years ago
Is anyone is this strip ever happy?
Greg Johnston over 13 years ago
Toni is seeing things pretty clearly – Brad needs to tune in and value her insight – not just to avoid pissing her off, but because he’s a McIdiot in regard to recognizing Ann’s games.
imbaldeagle over 13 years ago
Hey, Hey! You don’t expect us to think & speak a second language (namely female) do you? Of course it would be helpful at times. Reminds me of the mother mouse & her daughter hiding in a bush when being stalked by the cat. All the sudden, the mother mouse let out a loud BARK! BARK! and the cat beat a hasty retreat. Mother told daughter, it always pays to be able to speak a second language.
Rockabore over 13 years ago
Please let it be that Toni is misreading Ann’s attempts and Ann is actually trying to hit on Toni with the free meal. After all she is much more of a catch for Ann to bag than foolish Brad could ever wish to be. Besides Toni’s never been one to pick up on that sort of thing (i.e. her gaydar’s broke), she didn’t recognize that the Fire Dept. Chief was gay till he told her.
Trails4GMZ over 13 years ago
okay..i admit it…i am clueless…where do you find the archives to search for things? Or, should i just go read war and peace?
Snoopy_Fan over 13 years ago
Toni’s hot! <3
jonwaynew over 13 years ago
Brad is a fine target for women. He’s a yes ma’am, kind-of-guy. Happy enough to be doing something, making money, not the brightest bulb in the box, but a decent honest guy, (which is hard to find) none-the-less.
RinaFarina over 13 years ago
@cjcampbell; I can imagine Brad pretending to be dumber than he is, as protective colouring, in order to protect himself from certain enemies. But why do it with Toni? Shouldn’t he be trying to be completely open and honest with her?So I conclude that he is pretty well as dumb as he looks.
RinaFarina over 13 years ago
Just where do people get the idea that you can get people to behave well by hitting them up the side of the head? Is this a typical American belief?
RinaFarina over 13 years ago
@doctortoon; you must have something yourself that’s pretty attractive to women, else how would you get such a good one!Er – do you have any free time? I’d love to meet you. (You can bring your wife along as a chaperone if you like.)
RinaFarina over 13 years ago
To complete my previous comment:8^)))
RinaFarina over 13 years ago
@imbaldeagle; That story about the cat and the mice was a favourite in English-speaking Quebec. We have a few others like that.
RinaFarina over 13 years ago
A reversal of this story is the one where the cat waited outside the mousehole and squeaked in mouse [language]. So the mice felt safe, and came out…
Chocoloop over 13 years ago
So Brad is irresistible, huh? LOL!!!!
wicky over 13 years ago
Brad, lose the bimbos.
ST Joe River Premium Member over 13 years ago
Chuck not sure I understand where your coming from. where is Dirk in this? It is all about Brad and how he can grow up. We all know that Brad had led a sheltered life and needs Tony to get him out of his shell. Maybe this will do it. He needs to get into the real world and sorry to say it is not a great place to be.
ThemisGeorge over 13 years ago
@WiseladHaha, “Awful Eiffel”, very nice.
kfccanada over 13 years ago
Brad’s just naive..he’s never been the subject of attention by two good-looking females before. I sense a BIG MISTAKE being made by him in the near future. Yes…time for him to look for another job if he wants to keep Toni.
mechaman over 13 years ago
I don’t think Brad is hip enough (yet) to get what Ann is about – but Evans has brought him so far from the sullen boob he used to be, either way, this gonna be good ya’ll!!
vldazzle over 13 years ago
While I hate manipulative bosses as much as any, I agree with baldeagle. I have no problem with th arc. I’ll have a lot to catch up on Monday. Going to Crown Tourney where our next King will be chosen from about 2 dozen guys fighting with sticks in the sun. I hope it’s cooler in Chino Valley than Phoenix (record heat)
Jaymi Cee Premium Member over 13 years ago
Didn’t she pull this same plot on Bernice and Zane? Promoted one of them so they couldn’t spend time together and then be really nice so that the wary who was on to her just looked jealous/crazy?
tegm over 13 years ago
why is it that women in powerful positions are always depicted as being evil? Is it so hard for people to imagine powerful women as being good?