Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for November 02, 2011

Why talk to others when you can talk to yourself?

Reminds me of the movie, “The Machine Stops”.

It’s good to see that Cliff finally got a girl.

No, but I can have it talk to my ipod or turn on the lights in my living room…..

Cliff. Cliff? Do we know a “Cliff”? We don’t recoginze a Cliff. Never speak to us again, Cliff, if that’s who you are.

The 4S is Sirious business.

If you don’t tell anybody your number, you won’t have to talk to them.

New innovation for the next iPhone: you talk to it; the phone transcribes your words to a text message; when a reply text arrives, the phone reads it to you.

This new app is named: iLonely.

What is this “people” you talk about?

R. U. Siri-us? (Apologies to Coyoty if I stepped on your joke.)

Time magazine published some Q&A’s to/from Siri. In answer to “Where is Steve Jobs?”, Siri answered “I don’t know who Steve Jobs is”.

Sirious business? I wonder if it was really designed by Apple or by Sirius Cybernetics? “Share and enjoy!”

Finally, Cliff has found a date, and when he finds out she is “jail-broken” and is always available for “Facetime” he’ll become a shut-in recluse and withdraw from society….. that is until a newer model comes along….

Is it the RU Siri app?

Wait until it starts nagging at him like that ladies voice at the self- checkout line in the grocery store.

Cliff’s just glad that something is willing to talk to him.

You forgot the bit about them generating the electricity to keep their mechanical masters running.