Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for December 14, 2011

daggers for eyes.

Now she needs a 2-seat car.

Why doesn’t Quill(or anyone) punch that ho right in the face?

Is Tiff’s shirt perforated for quick access?

I hope that tomorrow Luann tells her to find her own ride! I don’t think Quill would mind that at all.

Is Tiffany desparate or what?!

GRRowl. Tiffany, butt out. Guys don’t like clingy girls.

Disrespect, thy name is Tiff! She really needs to have her rear end kicked up between her shoulder blades. There is no way to describe her but obnoxious…

Merry Christmas all.

Quill’s expression in the last panel just screams, ‘Ew. There’s a shellack-haired, rabid mop dangling from my arm. How can I get this thing off?’

Since when does Luann have her own car? I don’t even remember her getting a drivers license, maybe I forgot, but I know she hasn’t got a car.

Does anyone else remember Potsie Weber from Happy Days? He started off being a schemer, always trying to pull a fast one, and then later he became a total buffoon. I wonder who that reminds me of…

Peace, joy, good health, and long life to everyone.

Normally at THIS point I would suggest to Quill that if he REALLY wants Tiffany off his flight (and ALL other flights for that matter) , He should quietly PACK a gun in Tiff’s carry on luggage.

But since Greg HATES guns, I’ll just suggest that Mr. Oz call his Uncle and get HIM to FLY out to Pitts instead.

trust in the Quill luke

Lu bought TJ’s car. Brad vouched for its condition.

The comments here used to be fun. Now they are just foul. I used to enjoy reading them. Now I just wish they’d go away.

Ragnar, yeah, somebody ought to come up with a word for that….

Tiff is being Tiff. What else is new.

Dang, what a sticky valentine….(apologies to Mr. Costello…)

Just grow a couple, Quill. Explain to this leech that you and Luann would like to enjoy a little alone time prior to your trip.

Not “Can I come along?” Of course the last thing Luann would do is give Tiff the withering stare she deserves and explain to her that the car only has enough room for her and Quill. When Tiff counters that it has enough for her, too, Luann could explain that they will be laying down part of the time. That should back Tiff off.\Of course that is not what will happen. Disappointment.

airport security is going to arrest tiff, luann is going to get on the plane in her place and go to cali with quinn

Luann (and/or Quill) needs to grow a backbone and SET TIFFANY STRAIGHT. Tell her to GTFO and leave them alone!

Thanks everyone who answered my question. =)

Oh just tie Tiffany to the back fender and see how fast she can run.

Quill cannot be both chivarous and free of Tiffany. His dry retorts will not suffice here. Tiffany needs to be told off bluntly, directly. Luann could help….

Luann is doing her Winnie The Pooh impersonation in the second panel.

Tiffany, get over it, QUILL DOESN’T LIKE YOU!!!!! But you got to admire her persistence.

Can’t you complain to the captain of the flight that this person is annoying you on the flight?

I think Luann should ACCIDENTALLY forget to pick Tiffany up so that she’ll miss her flight.

Quill should give Luann a really, really good good-bye kiss and leave her in a knockknee-d daze at the gate and have Tiff do a slow burn to L.A.

Wait till Tiff finds out that Quill is going to ride Australian style…up front with the driver. Sitting in the back seat isn’t very matey.

That should shut Tiff up.Maybe. Would leave Luann speechless anyway. One out of two not bad.

I know acting logically would ruin the story, but for God’s sake — why can’t Quill yank his arm away from Tiffany and tell her, “Luann’s not playing a cauffeur; she’s a friend giving me a ride to the airport. You can come along, but you’re sititng in the back with the luggage”?

This does not bode well. I don’t understand why Tiffany doesn’t just date all of the other guys she’s flirted with since Quill got here.

Now calm down Ras. I was just referencing an old Joke by the Late Great Comedian Sam Kinison, in where an angry ex-girlfriend got EVEN with him by packing a gun in his carry-on luggage. The bit is on iTunes, check it out. No offense intended.

Here, have some COFFEE….,

I’m with Fat Tony

Considering the ammount of luggage that Tiffany will want to take, Luann could just tell her she’s limited to one bag. Quill is probably only taking one anyway. That way she’d leave of her own volition. Quill and Luann should at least have trip to the airport to themselves, as Tiff expects to have the time in LA with him (but she’s as selfish as the Pennys ;-)

In the real world someone always sits with the driver unless it’s a hired limo (and sometimes even then) so unless Tiff elects to sit with Luann, that will be Quill!

OH! And Quill, as he is getting out of the car, needs to kiss Luann…RIGHT in FRONT of TIFF!

Good, Luann’s jealous! Now maybe she will realize that there’s a reason for formalizing a relationship— it tells the world he’s officially “hands off”. (Until that happens, Quill has to endure at least some of Tiffany.)

I hope Luann gives Quill a kiss at the airport He’ll NEVER forget…….with Tiff watching, and fumeing.

Is Tiffany related to Kelly Bundy?

Quill’s uncle will think Tiff is his girlfriend, invite her over, New Year’s, etc. .Tiff will plague Luann with pictures on her cell.

She knows Luann is more than a chauffeur, but hopes to change that.

Punch her in her damn mouth.

Massive public humiliation is the only way to take down a clueless, mean-spirited person like Tiffany. I refer you to Hilly Holbrook in “The Help.”

So why didn’t Zev arrange for tiff to have a Limo pick her up. That’s the Hollywood way to do it.

That girl gives everyone around her a severe pain in their collective butts. It is a shame she is so dense and self-absorbed that she can’t see the obvious contempt others have for her.

Just say no…

Tiffany 1 Luann 0

Quill needs to man up!

Quill and Luann are decent people. When someone like Tiffany acts rude, they have the annoyed feelings, but try to avoid the low road, as tempting as it is. That’s the double whammy of a narcissist like tiffany. Even though she is the rude one, she manages to bring out the worst in good people.

All she has to do is say “NO” Sheesh

“…resorting to physical assault

you’re right Dave.

Tiff doesn’t get Quill’s subtlety and if Luann said or did some of the things suggested in these comments, she wouldn’t be the girl Quill likes.

Tiffany should join the fire dept.

Agree, Leviticus. But it’s too late for Luann to upgrade the relationship. And so it falls upon Quill to decide what to do – whether to dust Tiffany or go along with her to LA.

that was ssssoooooo funny

Take her, Luann. Sit her in the back. She’ll hate it.

Quill may or may not be available, but that doesn’t mean he wants anything to do with the airhead.

Luann has had a car since she got the job at the Library..and I love that her reaction to Tiff is one of annoyance NOT jealousyshe knows how Quill feels, and Tiff is just making a fool of herself…wonder what would happen if the “great” Aaron Hill came back…would he see how Tiffiney is the pathetic loser she tried to make Luann feel like..and Luann is the real “prize” when it comes to substance and personality…two things Tiff is very ..very lacking

Give Tiffany a break. Poor, deluded girl will probably end up dancing in some sleezy strip joint, with a sugar daddy paying the bills.

Tiffany was a fun foil for Luann back when the strip was a simple, Luann-centric high school sitcom. But it has evolved— all of the characters, save Tiffany, have grown. Greg, please give Tiffany some catharsis so she can grow up too.

I can see it now, tiffany shows up with enough luggage for 25 people and it won’t fit. Then the fun begins!

Quill sayd “FUN” sarcastically

Greg wrote an oops on that. Initially the library job was a paid job during the car purchase arc then later he goofed and wrote in that it was a volunteer job. which contradicted the earlier storyline. Some fans graciously de-goofed Greg by saying the library underwent a budget cut and now Luann’s job is voluntary.

pfft don’t drive him. Let Tiffany do it if she wants to so much.