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Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for June 02, 2012
June 01, 2012
June 03, 2012
Transcript:
Lady: "THIS WEIRDO PUT ON MY CLOTHES!!"
Crystal: "It was an accident. He went in the wrong change room"
Saleswoman: "I'm going to have to ask you two to leave"
Crystal: "Well, "Project makeover" was a huge flop"
Knute: "Are you kiddin'? I had a BLAST!"
Cofyjunky said, about 2 hours ago:UhâŠyah, it looks like they just came outta Hot Topic. The blonde with the bad clothes looks like she belongs in Old Navy!
Knute seems to have been gaming Crystal all along, if his comment in the last panel means anything. He may not be quite as dumb as weâve been thinking.
Happy guy, rolls with the punches, doesnât take himself too seriously, stays comfortable â and a consensus of female posters see him as deficient. Think Iâll opt to stay happily single.
Simply stated: I liked this week with Knute & Crystal. I donât care for Brad & Toni or Ann & TJ, and the whole Weenie World thingâŠthis strip belongs in a âschoolâ environment.
I like Luann and Quill, athough I hope they go somewhere with their relationship. But please keep Tiffany applying her makeup to a minimum. I wish Greg would go back to TJ and Ann. He still hasnât gotten to the end of that story [I hope]
Thatâs the only store in the mall? Especially after that experience of being treated unfairly, youâd want to visit that storeâs competitors, and also turn the day back around.
Iâm glad you kept Knute with his old look â itâs Knute and Knuteâs the slacker/clown. Heâs not a Goth and heâs not a Gleerd. Let him have what he wants to wear â cargo shorts and T-shirts. I donât see Knute trying to make Crystal wear cargos and baseball caps.
Why do some women feel the need to remake their BFs into mirror images of themselves? And yes there are guys just as bad as Crystal. IMO, people should like and fall in love with people as they are and not who they think they should be.
No. Iâm a self-styled occult philosopher who wants to be cast by Greg Evans as âHoward Phillips Fort,â a 59 year-old man who tries to get Bernice to be a librarian in the lodge of a secret society.
Too bad â I wanted Knute to pick out stuff for Crystal to try on â ya know â jean shorts â tank tops â etc. No one at Hooters is as hot as Crystal. She even has intelligence and personality. Toni is great too â her best thing is her sense of humor.
Crystal seems the type whose response would be to refuse, pointing out they wer ebeing asked to leave. Not sure how many sales administration people would actually be ballsy enough to escalate it to a call for security in this day and age.
EvansâŠ.you have gone completely lame with this stripâŠ.i really used to like it, but the last couple years have not been your best work. I agree with what someone said about Brad/Toni/TJ being the only thing worth reading hereâŠ..give us a ring when you get back to themâŠtil thenâŠZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!
baconjones over 12 years ago
Itâs official: Everything minus Brad/Toni sucks in this strip nowadays.
hawgowar over 12 years ago
I prefer Delta after Toni, then Crystal.
ZacBSM over 12 years ago
Yup â the female shopper has Knute pegged â he is a weirdo.
lonesomepoint over 12 years ago
Crystalâs hair looks awful.
KiMiSTRY over 12 years ago
Am I the only one who thought that was Tiffany at first glance? haha
x_Tech over 12 years ago
Iâm surprised that her clothes would fit Knute. The last time I tried thatâŠ
Ah,never mind, just forget itâŠ
SoItBegins~ over 12 years ago
Knute, the eternal optimist.
Cofyjunky over 12 years ago
UhâŠyah, it looks like they just came outta Hot Topic. The blonde with the bad clothes looks like she belongs in Old Navy!
Chas60 over 12 years ago
What weirdo only a, belated flower chid would wear that dress!
Mordock999 over 12 years ago
Ahhh, the âComplaining Galââ is just JEALOUS because She KNOWS that HER clothes Looked BETTER on Knute!
Angelalex242 over 12 years ago
To be fair, even Knute shouldâve figured out doing the âsweet transvestiteâ thing might not turn out well.
blunebottle over 12 years ago
Cofyjunky said, about 2 hours ago:UhâŠyah, it looks like they just came outta Hot Topic. The blonde with the bad clothes looks like she belongs in Old Navy!
Either that or Army & NavyâŠâŠ
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
Knute got off really easy on this misadventure! And learned NOTHING from it! Crystal, he may be beyond redemptionâŠ.
Guilty Bystander over 12 years ago
Knute seems to have been gaming Crystal all along, if his comment in the last panel means anything. He may not be quite as dumb as weâve been thinking.
businessgypsy over 12 years ago
Happy guy, rolls with the punches, doesnât take himself too seriously, stays comfortable â and a consensus of female posters see him as deficient. Think Iâll opt to stay happily single.
milania over 12 years ago
If you seriously care that much to get THAT worked up, you have a huge problem, luv!
milania over 12 years ago
This entire weekâs âLuannâ entries were a huge flop. What a dirge.
milania over 12 years ago
Well, then he wouldnât look silly and stupid, would he? If he got âupdatedâ, he wouldnât be Knute
3hourtour Premium Member over 12 years ago
..cross dressing has always been good comic materialâŠjust ask Milton Berle..funny strip this weekâŠ
RuthTkach over 12 years ago
I hope soooooooooooooo!!!!
LiviaBay over 12 years ago
Knute is Knute âŠupbeat as usual.
Airman over 12 years ago
Simply stated: I liked this week with Knute & Crystal. I donât care for Brad & Toni or Ann & TJ, and the whole Weenie World thingâŠthis strip belongs in a âschoolâ environment.
Cronkers McGee Premium Member over 12 years ago
We can only hope!
svkakkad over 12 years ago
That lady kinda looks like Diane
watmiwori over 12 years ago
Does it look to anyone besides me that Greg putsLuannâs hair on Tiff?
lynchmother over 12 years ago
I WANT PUDDLES!!!
Brian Fink over 12 years ago
Who????
w2lj over 12 years ago
They looked better on Knute. If I were the blonde, I wouldnât own up to the fact those clothes were mine.
klesmiley_ Premium Member over 12 years ago
Greg, I, for one, enjoy this âtoon a lot. I like all the characters and the little storylines that go with each one. Thanks!!!
Cathy38c over 12 years ago
Hey, as a guy, I have tried on bras at Victoriaâs Secret, and a few other places without being asked to leave. Sales girls love it!
serenasakitty over 12 years ago
I like Luann and Quill, athough I hope they go somewhere with their relationship. But please keep Tiffany applying her makeup to a minimum. I wish Greg would go back to TJ and Ann. He still hasnât gotten to the end of that story [I hope]
elysummers over 12 years ago
I like Knute, nothing fazes him.
YatInExile over 12 years ago
LUANN!!!!
Who?
Squoop over 12 years ago
Thatâs the only store in the mall? Especially after that experience of being treated unfairly, youâd want to visit that storeâs competitors, and also turn the day back around.
Mighty_Mouse over 12 years ago
Iâm not saying heâs a tranny or anything, but heâs looking mighty wistfully at that dress âŠ..
dre7861 over 12 years ago
Iâm glad you kept Knute with his old look â itâs Knute and Knuteâs the slacker/clown. Heâs not a Goth and heâs not a Gleerd. Let him have what he wants to wear â cargo shorts and T-shirts. I donât see Knute trying to make Crystal wear cargos and baseball caps.
Why do some women feel the need to remake their BFs into mirror images of themselves? And yes there are guys just as bad as Crystal. IMO, people should like and fall in love with people as they are and not who they think they should be.
JimT8 over 12 years ago
Knew this was you before seeing the name, Leviticus!
ewalnut over 12 years ago
Looked better on Knute than it does on MS. Clench-Teeth.
tigergocomics over 12 years ago
Why is this strip called âLuannâ? I havenât seen a character named Luann in months.
whayle over 12 years ago
The bottom of the blondeâs hair looks like the bottom of her top. Someone took some pinking shears to both!
porkerroy over 12 years ago
Ah, CrystalâŠyou are so hotâŠ
Sheriff Mordecai Premium Member over 12 years ago
Is there a thermodynamics astrophysicist among us?
melmarsh9v over 12 years ago
No. Iâm a self-styled occult philosopher who wants to be cast by Greg Evans as âHoward Phillips Fort,â a 59 year-old man who tries to get Bernice to be a librarian in the lodge of a secret society.
carleehenry over 12 years ago
A dude who has fun shopping? Heâs a keeper, Crystal!
imbaldeagle over 12 years ago
Do ALL these sales-ladies wear micro-minis? First Ann, now this Nancy lookalike.
marmar4 over 12 years ago
why were they in the ladies dressing room area in the first place??
DayoftheDead over 12 years ago
He He He.
kenhense over 12 years ago
Too bad â I wanted Knute to pick out stuff for Crystal to try on â ya know â jean shorts â tank tops â etc. No one at Hooters is as hot as Crystal. She even has intelligence and personality. Toni is great too â her best thing is her sense of humor.
JohnRPelt over 12 years ago
Crystal seems the type whose response would be to refuse, pointing out they wer ebeing asked to leave. Not sure how many sales administration people would actually be ballsy enough to escalate it to a call for security in this day and age.
krelboyne over 12 years ago
No way Walmart would ask Knute and Crystal to leave.
Chuck373 over 12 years ago
Poor Crystal. If she were to look at the sheer absurdity of what happened, she would realize that this was actually fun.
Xsia over 12 years ago
I wonder if I would have had the same reaction as the blonde with the bad taste in clothesâŠ
Fly On The Wall over 12 years ago
EvansâŠ.you have gone completely lame with this stripâŠ.i really used to like it, but the last couple years have not been your best work. I agree with what someone said about Brad/Toni/TJ being the only thing worth reading hereâŠ..give us a ring when you get back to themâŠtil thenâŠZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!
AdrienneMalone over 12 years ago
Diane was the hottest. Pretty, smart, mature⊠And without all of the baggage and junk from the past.
DevilDog2001 Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Of course, the woman AND the saleslady donât beleive them, even though Crystal is vouching for Knute, and it was a simple mistake.