Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for June 20, 2012
June 19, 2012
June 21, 2012
Transcript:
Tiffany: "Lemme untie my top so you don't get lotion on it, Quill"
Quill: "All right"
Tiffany: "Ok. Go ahead"
Tiffany: "That feels nice, Quill. You have such strong, manly hands"
Quill: "Uh... thanks"
Also, some of you question how come Tiffany can’t tell between male and female hands. With lotion, you can’t, actually. You only feel the lotion and less the hand. They did an experiment and found that majority of people couldn’t differentiate between the male and female hands while applying sunlotion on the back. Males and females rub lotion pretty much in similar fashion except when the male is aroused and will be likely to linger as well as caress while most females don’t because for most of them the back is not sexy part of the anatomy as well as having been exposed to naked male torso since birth so they are not as aroused while applying lotion as some the males might be.
No … I think Quill has shown repeatedly that he isn’t the least bit interested in Tiffany. Tiffany’s just as oblivious about his indifference as she is about whose hands are on her right now …
Guess Luann didn’t care for the “manly hands” remark. Oh, well. She has her hands full of fun at Tiff’s expense. Plus the bonus thrill of sharing in a conspiracy with Quill….
Well THAT makes Tiffany look skanky. If I remember right, hasn’t it been revealed that she hasn’t ever actually had a boyfriend before? She’s so desperate for male attention she apparently doesn’t care if she has to come off as “easy” to get it. I hope that will make her even more unappealing to Quill now.
Anyone wonder whatholds some of the dress-tops up and on at awards shows? There is a tape for it. Probably what Tiff is using to keep her top in place. After all, she’s a wanna-be actress (as well as a wanna-be danged near everything else!)
New development: Quill gets up while Luann is still has her hands on Tiff’s back. He goes to stand in front of the girls, asking “who wants icecream?”We need an audio here: EEEEEEEEEhhhhhhhhh !
I don’t think Tiff has a clue that Luann is applying the lotion and I very much like the earlier suggestion that Quill walk in front of Tiff while the lotion applying continues…although I think Tiff’s reaction will be anger – at Luann of course.
I think Tiffany’s only thought is to take Quill away from Luann. If she’s such a sexpot, how much we never see her with a feller—just with her girlfriend?
Wait, what? Luann not blonde? How did you guys get “red hair” from the strip? I always thought Tiff was more of a “platinum blonde” whereas Luann is a dirty-blonde. Or did I miss something? O.o
Maybe, Leviticus. You’ve been a faithful commentator. But if Greg wanted a gay character to “come out,” it would not have been Leann or Tiffany—and he already ruled out Gunther. And there are enough gays who are harassed enough to kill themselves in the daily news that we don’t need any here.
Kanuckles – I went back to look and I think that is supposed to be the corner of a beach towel. Does look a bit like a kiddie pool, though.And doesn’t Luann look like an adorable silly little girl in panel 2?!?!
I don’t understand the whole “redhead” business at all! I wouldn’t say orange either…but I’m thinking it has to be: Tiffany = platinum blondeLuann = dirty blonde (no pun intended :P)
@all those agonizing as to whether the bikini top would stay in place or drop away… there should be no doubt what will happen when Tiff is startled to find that LUANN has been applying the lotion!.IF that happens, and WHEN it happens (if Greg shows it) I guarantee that she will turn her back to us, that Greg will focus on the shock in Quill’s and Luann’s faces, or that Greg will find some way to avoid blatant exposure. Hey, he has to send this to the newspapers, folks!
barbarasbrute over 12 years ago
Grab her top and run Lu.
ZacBSM over 12 years ago
Also, some of you question how come Tiffany can’t tell between male and female hands. With lotion, you can’t, actually. You only feel the lotion and less the hand. They did an experiment and found that majority of people couldn’t differentiate between the male and female hands while applying sunlotion on the back. Males and females rub lotion pretty much in similar fashion except when the male is aroused and will be likely to linger as well as caress while most females don’t because for most of them the back is not sexy part of the anatomy as well as having been exposed to naked male torso since birth so they are not as aroused while applying lotion as some the males might be.
terrycox51550 over 12 years ago
Greg, you drew a great face for Luann in last panel. That says it all. :)
beyondnow777 over 12 years ago
To whoever called Luann a redhead. Nope, sorry. The wall is red, the bottle is red, Tiffany’s lips are red. Luann’s hair? NOT red.
And I should know, since I have red hair myself.
rayannina over 12 years ago
No … I think Quill has shown repeatedly that he isn’t the least bit interested in Tiffany. Tiffany’s just as oblivious about his indifference as she is about whose hands are on her right now …
chicogrande over 12 years ago
Ok, bottom line is Quill wouldn’t seriously consider it, but the image quickly crossed his mind and I’m getting flustered.
JeanGreg over 12 years ago
Where’d the purple beach towel go?
chicogrande over 12 years ago
Aaaand, a fanfiction is born.
Namrepus over 12 years ago
I sorta called this yesterday, unintentionally.
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
Guess Luann didn’t care for the “manly hands” remark. Oh, well. She has her hands full of fun at Tiff’s expense. Plus the bonus thrill of sharing in a conspiracy with Quill….
DockoftheBay over 12 years ago
Guess which girl will be slapped back to reality tomorrow.
KrisCynical over 12 years ago
Well THAT makes Tiffany look skanky. If I remember right, hasn’t it been revealed that she hasn’t ever actually had a boyfriend before? She’s so desperate for male attention she apparently doesn’t care if she has to come off as “easy” to get it. I hope that will make her even more unappealing to Quill now.
BillWa over 12 years ago
Yep, Tiffany Knows. The Eyes of Zeye see All!
Mordock999 over 12 years ago
Oh this IS getting Good.
Hey, Luann?
Tomorrow, just for FUN, hows about "GUNKING"that lotion in the strumpet’s hair?
….,Quill, I MEAN.
chipperson over 12 years ago
time to make a Quill sandwich
thewoodman1 over 12 years ago
does anyone remember this as a repeat of a previous Luann run?
yuggib over 12 years ago
Anyone wonder whatholds some of the dress-tops up and on at awards shows? There is a tape for it. Probably what Tiff is using to keep her top in place. After all, she’s a wanna-be actress (as well as a wanna-be danged near everything else!)
prrdh over 12 years ago
Time to start really rubbing it in…maybe with a little added urushiol? (After donning gloves, of course).
brick10 over 12 years ago
Quill is enjoying the girl-on-girl action.
JimT8 over 12 years ago
“Quill is enjoying the girl-on-girl action.”
I think Quill is enjoying Luann sitting on his leg, which no one has mentioned yet.
gmorse76 over 12 years ago
Lying, not laying.
Corey Karvonen-Lee Premium Member over 12 years ago
Without thinking about the plausibility of the comic, I think it’s fujnny. I think that’s Greg’s intent. If so, it worked for me.
fruegade over 12 years ago
New development: Quill gets up while Luann is still has her hands on Tiff’s back. He goes to stand in front of the girls, asking “who wants icecream?”We need an audio here: EEEEEEEEEhhhhhhhhh !
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML over 12 years ago
Lecherous perv’s… every one of you’se…. who wants popcorn….
evilstepqueen over 12 years ago
ZacBSM maybe her top has a bunch of boning and underwire, in which case, it would not drop down, the straps would flop, but it would stay in place!
rugratz2222 over 12 years ago
Did anyone else try to see if Greg drew in surgical scars under her arm pit? I mean, Tiff’s lips cannot be the only thing puffed up with silicone.
ewalnut over 12 years ago
Luann should have been the one to thank her.
Doctor11 over 12 years ago
I can’t decide whether to laugh or cry right now; however, this isn’t going to end well, I bet.
richardj over 12 years ago
Best day of Quill’s life.
prrdh over 12 years ago
He’s a guy. Of course it crossed his mind. And since he’s a smart guy, he can tell the difference between reality and fantasy.
JimT8 over 12 years ago
Come off this, Leviticus.
JimT8 over 12 years ago
I know. I should have specified today.
sunsohot over 12 years ago
I don’t think Tiff has a clue that Luann is applying the lotion and I very much like the earlier suggestion that Quill walk in front of Tiff while the lotion applying continues…although I think Tiff’s reaction will be anger – at Luann of course.
melmarsh9v over 12 years ago
My mind is in the sewer…
Comic Minister Premium Member over 12 years ago
Here we go again!
rusty gate over 12 years ago
Luann assessing Tiffany’s ‘assets’ realizes what they mean when they say, “This is not a world of equality.”
junemmoffatt over 12 years ago
I think Tiffany’s only thought is to take Quill away from Luann. If she’s such a sexpot, how much we never see her with a feller—just with her girlfriend?
LadyChel over 12 years ago
Wait, what? Luann not blonde? How did you guys get “red hair” from the strip? I always thought Tiff was more of a “platinum blonde” whereas Luann is a dirty-blonde. Or did I miss something? O.o
blackdawne over 12 years ago
This will end bad…. when they have the pillow fight the feathers will stick and we Quill and us will see very little.
Dragoncat over 12 years ago
I’d hate to see those “strong, manly hands” come any closer to Tiffany’s neck.
krelboyne over 12 years ago
Luann has man hands!Man hands?The hands of a man. . . its like a creature out of greek mythology . . part woman, part horrible beast. . .
Sienfeld
luannfan5ever over 12 years ago
those horrible perverts at stupid comics curmedgeon are taking this girl-girl action way too seriously
samfran6-0 over 12 years ago
I believe so
JimT8 over 12 years ago
“the only advantage she has over the other girls, (not Crystal or Toni) is that she is prettier than they are.
But she isn’t prettier than ANY of them.
JimT8 over 12 years ago
Maybe, Leviticus. You’ve been a faithful commentator. But if Greg wanted a gay character to “come out,” it would not have been Leann or Tiffany—and he already ruled out Gunther. And there are enough gays who are harassed enough to kill themselves in the daily news that we don’t need any here.
JimT8 over 12 years ago
It is keeping her balanced on Quill’s leg.
JimT8 over 12 years ago
No, no. He is just going to have blood circulation problems in one leg.
ACTIVIST1234 over 12 years ago
Kanuckles – I went back to look and I think that is supposed to be the corner of a beach towel. Does look a bit like a kiddie pool, though.And doesn’t Luann look like an adorable silly little girl in panel 2?!?!
Chocoloop over 12 years ago
Great twist, Greg! Didn’t see it coming=)
LadyChel over 12 years ago
I don’t understand the whole “redhead” business at all! I wouldn’t say orange either…but I’m thinking it has to be: Tiffany = platinum blondeLuann = dirty blonde (no pun intended :P)
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 12 years ago
LOL, LOL, LOL, I LOVE IT!
imbaldeagle over 12 years ago
@all those agonizing as to whether the bikini top would stay in place or drop away… there should be no doubt what will happen when Tiff is startled to find that LUANN has been applying the lotion!.IF that happens, and WHEN it happens (if Greg shows it) I guarantee that she will turn her back to us, that Greg will focus on the shock in Quill’s and Luann’s faces, or that Greg will find some way to avoid blatant exposure. Hey, he has to send this to the newspapers, folks!
thewoodman1 over 12 years ago
All this chatter for a cartoon,,,
Deborah N Lurie over 12 years ago
It’s a comic strip, not a documentary! Relax!
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 12 years ago
“I’m certainly glad I said nothing offensive or suggestive today.”.And we were all proud of you for your self-restraint.
MadYank over 12 years ago
Tiffany is just OBLIVIOUS – end of sentence and I am OUTTA here!(before I get in TOO MUCH trouble…)
DevilDog2001 Premium Member over 6 years ago
Tiffany’s gonna pay for that.
Isaac Chen over 6 years ago
Ha! Joke’s on you, Luann
Naldrin 10 months ago
Really clever, Quill! You let the girl do all the job, she lets you take all the credit, and she still believes that’s funny.