Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for July 28, 2012

It’s good to have friends to point out the bright side of life.

“If only they saw the nano second, then I’d be a star!”

At least she can ‘say’ she’s been in a film and list it as experience for the next time.

But if nobody sees her, will there BE a next time?

I doubt it would have made much difference in this case. Sounds like a movie everyone is trying to forget (or deny they actually went).I mean, it was only out for about 2 hours -though I hear it was in focus (grin).

Meh!

Seriously. I never thought I’d ever hear myself say this, but shut up, Crystal!

Tiff actually makes a good observation in panel 3! —And where is Crystal headed in that hot outfit?

Well considering no talent types like Schwarzenegger and Stallone made it, I’d say that Tiff has every chance of success.

Yes – Shut Up Crystal! And Yes – Hot Outfit!

Yesterday I wrote: “Tiff should see the silver lining: it’s easier to live down a movie dud when yours is a bit part and not a starring role.”.Crystal read my mind. Scary..Or maybe I read hers. Hey, the Carnac turban really works.

Yeah, it’s a resume line, doesn’t matter if nobody sees it. Experience is good. although maybe on Tiff so far experience hasn’t made much difference so far. Hot outfits…and good posture (‘ahem’) on the girls. I appreciate good posture.

When will we get back to the good stuff bout bullying and the weinie world??

Ok…..so much for feeling sorry for Tiffany. She can go home and wallpaper her room with those photos of herself from yesterday.

You’re enjoying this, aren’t you,. Crys?

crystal is smokin

Lousy insignificant movie. It might just become a cult movie… (snicker)

Which is why members of the “Creative Class” should never relinquish control of their property. Artists (including Elwood) need to stay in control of the films, books, games, plush toys that are spinoffs of their work.Maybe Elwood can get a rewrite of the script? His game has fans, so there’s got to be a better movie possible.

Bernice wants to be a vet, so Puddles gets a chicken bone stuck in his throat, Bernice remembers how to do the surgery she saw at the clinic, and miraculously saves Puddles life. (This is a take-off on my mom’s old Soap, “As the World Turns”- Grandpa got saved)

So what happens if Elwood decides to recut the movie to make it more exciting and they leave out Tiffany’s part altogether?

wow, I didn’t think that a movie could get up to a test screening and still be cancelled, it must have REALLY sucked because some real stinkers get theatrical release…

You call that uplifting? With “friends” like Crystal, I’d never need an enemy!

Despite her Goth thing – Crystal seems more mature than any of the others in Luan’s peer group (except maybe Delta). If she can get Knute to grow up just a little – could be smokin’… How about a date for Delta? I don’t remember any.

Tiffany, because nobody saw you in it, you will not be associated with this bomb. I think that is what Crystal is saying. “Oh, you were in Eyes of Zeye? NEXT!”

Oh yes…time to get back to Wienie World.

Except Tiffany didn’t play Zeye and it wasn’t in any way ‘her’ movie. So what is the big deal?

On the television series THAT GIRL with Marlo Thomas, there was an episode in which she acted in a play which was strongly condemned in the reviews.-At that point, you’re thinking, association with a bad play, bad career move.-But then the review gets to the interesting aspect in which it says that the only good thing about the terrible play was the part played by Ann Marie (Marlo Thomas) which was done extremely well.-Being the only good thing in a bad thing can be a very good thing because it means you stand out in a positive way.- Such does not apply to Tiffany’s role, but could have.

Tiff’s comment reminds me of a Modest Mouse album title: “Good news for people who love bad news.”

like I said before, you can laugh all you like, but this would look good on someone’s resume if they’re aspiring for a film career. It is experience and exposure after all, you don’t start by being a star overnight.