Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for August 01, 2012
Transcript:
Crystal: "You should take acting lessons, Tiff. I heard Luann plans to take drama at the junior college" Tiffany: "That's 'cuz she needs to. I don't. I'm what's called a 'natural" Tiffany: "Anyway, she wants to be in musicals. I want to be in action and comedy movies" Crystal: "Ah. And you don't need classes for that" Tiffany: "No. Special effects make you awesome, and writers make you funny. Who needs classes?" Crystal: "Wow. You know what? I am completely out of arguments"
chireef over 12 years ago
Tif will probably end up in a trailer court with a bunch of screaming kids with that attitude
ShagsCA over 12 years ago
There’s always waiting tables…
Comicman424 over 12 years ago
Tiffany’s a natural all right… a natural failure.
Scott Stevenson over 12 years ago
“Special effect make you awesome” is my new motto….
Ottodesu over 12 years ago
I’ve been wanting to give Tiff the benefit of the doubt as to her fate and status – but there is no doubt.She is truly, hopelessly, the definition of demented narcissism.Brilliantly so.
wlbaz over 12 years ago
Do any of you remember the story arc when Tiffany was in Toni’s apartment, telling Dirk that Toni moved away? Remember what Dirk said to Tiffany: “Cut the act…you’re not convincing.” She’s beyond hopeless.
Ottodesu over 12 years ago
Is it just my life or is there a disproportionate number of real-world women named Tiffany that have serious congruity with this Luanniverse character?Too many (OK, all) of the ones I know are rather terminally self centred.Perhaps a case of the label forming the character, a bit like girls who are nicknamed “princess”.
Rakkav over 12 years ago
Great, you’re being as illogical as Tiff now. Without the virtue of knowing when not to accuse others of things one knows nothing about.
koalablue80 over 12 years ago
Crystal is Bernice’s goth alter ego.
Mordock999 over 12 years ago
Hey Tiff?I HEAR that Your Creator, Greg Evans is writing a Play.Why don’t ’cha try out for THAT???
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 12 years ago
troll away. People write what they know and we all know some with Entitlement Syndrome.-Besides, one of the best ways of dealing with idiocy is saying it aloud where it can be examined and rejected.
Cofyjunky over 12 years ago
Luann could some day be accepting an Oscar. Tiff could be in that trailer-park, WATCHING Luann accept that Oscar, and she’d STILL be in denial….sigh…
cabalonrye over 12 years ago
Do not try to argue with an idiot, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you up with experience.
watmiwori over 12 years ago
Well, she stumped Crystal. That must be a first….
TwilightSea over 12 years ago
Clark, you’re insulting the rocks. Rocks are smarter than her! They are the archivists of time and tell you the history of our world! No, dumb as a brick is more like it.
Jaymi Cee Premium Member over 12 years ago
Frankly, I’m hoping Tiffany clings to her belief forever. Luann deserves to enjoy her drama studies without PITA Tiffany hanging around trying to undermine her out of selfish jealousy.And, ps, if you think Tiff can’t make it on brass and no talent, you haven’t been paying attention for the last 15 years. Paris Hilton? Any Kardashian? Any Real Housewife?
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
You are for sure a real tabula rasa, Tiffany!
Wenthral over 12 years ago
Tiffany is exactly the sort of person I have to help in getting the correct change from…even when the cash register tells her how much I’m suppose to get back.
flyersnut27 Premium Member over 12 years ago
Typical Blonde
nicholse over 12 years ago
If I’m not mistaken, this is the 10,000th strip.
wicky over 12 years ago
One can not reason with an idiot.
Tinyman over 12 years ago
Tiff is a natural. A natural what?
ekw555 over 12 years ago
given the quality of actors in comedies & action films, I’d say Tiff actually makes a good point.
Plods with ...™ over 12 years ago
and this one’s got a huge hole in it.
Mighty_Mouse over 12 years ago
Y’know, mebbe she is acting dumb. Which is a pretty stupid thing to do.
nlstucker over 12 years ago
Thought this strip was Luann’s, not a ding-dong bimbo’s!!
LiviaBay over 12 years ago
Next Starring At Weenie World….Tiffany…
ACTIVIST1234 over 12 years ago
Ok, Tiff. To do either action or comedy you need to learn two things: 1) How to perform (delivery, timing, stunts) which can be obtained by actually performing. To be a comic, try a stand-up gig at the next talent show & see whether classses might be a good idea. 2) How to manage your career. Like thousands of other performers, you’ll get the shaft from agents and accountants if you don’t take charge of the business end.Cross-strip angst: Was any other Funky fan disturbed by his leaving Lisa’s picture on Mt. Kili? First, it’s loose and will be blown away and dissolve in the snow. Second, hard to believe that guides allow climbers to litter the mountain. Third, what a cold way to end a loving relationship!
kenwarnerfordictator over 12 years ago
A man (or woman) who argues with a fool often provesw that the fool isdoing the same thing.
yangeldf over 12 years ago
sometimes I wonder how Tiff manages to get on in the world. It’s like she concentrates so much just to dress herself every day there’s nothing left in her brain for anything else.
Doctor11 over 12 years ago
Yep, Crystal, Tiffany is a lost cause.
jppjr over 12 years ago
Tiff IS the best…of the worst.
mooreisoman over 12 years ago
Hey, if Paris Hilton can do it………….
kenhense over 12 years ago
Crystal’s punch line is on the money – once again…However with her hot looks and quick wit…It’s still very hard to guess what direction Crystal will take in the next five years. She doesn’t seem to want to act – or sing – or write.
dieseldude over 12 years ago
YOU JUST CAN’T FIX STUPID
Popeyesforearm over 12 years ago
She’ll end up pregnant at 19 and divorced at 25.
iublondie25 over 12 years ago
You can’t fight crazy!
reedkomicks Premium Member over 12 years ago
You’re in high form today
punslinger over 12 years ago
The world of prostitution awaits, tiff…You’ll be a ‘natural’.
Michelle Morris over 12 years ago
Tiff,there’s a movie you should see if you think you don’t need training. It’s called “Eyez of Zeye”.
scloh1 over 12 years ago
I couldn’t find the punchline, so I drew one on myself. It runs left to right, about halfway down the strip.
ihateluann over 12 years ago
Wow guys, not only do you get this strange comic strip but you actually seem to enjoy it. It is without an ounce of smarminess (well maybe a little) that I express my amazement at this. The level of discussion in the comments indicates a greater depth or complexity to the strip than I was able to sense. I just though it was crap. As the great Bill McNeal used to say in ‘News Radio’, “Kudos to you, and Kudos again”. Oh and Greg, just a suggestion but you might like to introduce a new character to the strip, Luann’s long lost brother ‘Greg’ who is a comedian trying hard to break into the industry but can get no laughs. No shortage of inspiration there mate.
nj23nut over 12 years ago
Tiffany ends up being the character Joy in “My Name is Earl.”
Phosphoros over 12 years ago
Do people really think this way? Is our entitlement culture that pathetic?
webfox over 12 years ago
As always, solid writing, good wit, great characters, and interesting twists… but the art is starting to look “Garfield” with the heavy outlines around the characters. It’s not enhancing the story or the “relatability”… I’m not sure why it’s happening. It’s not making the frames more readable.