April 13, 2018
April 17, 2018
Under extreme “pressure” to act out.
I heard of a terrorist who burnt his lips trying to blow up a bus.
He has an inflated opinion of his importance.
Stand back. You don’t want to get covered in that stuff when he blows.
Smart! They don’t realize that’s an old “escape” trick! He’ll pump himself full of air, then open his mouth and fly off… like letting go of a balloon!
Last week, on a ship, he blew himself down.
pump it up…
That’s not exactly the kind of blow-up job I would expect to see in an alley.
When someone yells “I’ve got a pump!”
Run!
That bottle of disposed mustard may help!
Then again… it all depends on where he’s got it strung to.,
A tyresome situation indeeds.
I believe the ole boy has had “one” too many!!!!
QUICK! Give the man a pressure gauge!
Reminds me of the cartoon about a terrorist training camp. The trainer had explosive strapped all over him, saying to his students “Now pay attention, I’ll show you this only the once”
“Look out! The guy’s an IUD!”
Inflation is totally out of control!
Who’s up for a game of ´In a pickleball?´
COP: Go ahead. Blow yourself up. I’ll just be over here laughing.
At first, he was really pumped up but after it was over, he felt a bit deflated.
It’s good thing the bomb squad brought a splash guard.
No leverage. He needs a “stirrup pump”.
The crisis team was worried until they realized he was just a windbag, full of hot air.
We would use the pump to dust in the corners of the garage, and to annoy the ants in the ant hills.
PSI suicide is never pretty.
He never gave up on his dream to be a Macy’s Day Parade balloon.
Inflation is just rampant these days!
SHAKEDOWNCITY 3 days ago
Under extreme “pressure” to act out.
Superfrog 3 days ago
I heard of a terrorist who burnt his lips trying to blow up a bus.
oldpine52 3 days ago
He has an inflated opinion of his importance.
Imagine 3 days ago
Stand back. You don’t want to get covered in that stuff when he blows.
Dobie Premium Member 3 days ago
Smart! They don’t realize that’s an old “escape” trick! He’ll pump himself full of air, then open his mouth and fly off… like letting go of a balloon!
gammaguy 3 days ago
Last week, on a ship, he blew himself down.
pat sandy creator 3 days ago
pump it up…
Egrayjames 3 days ago
That’s not exactly the kind of blow-up job I would expect to see in an alley.
Imagine 3 days ago
When someone yells “I’ve got a pump!”
Run!
markkahler52 3 days ago
That bottle of disposed mustard may help!
markkahler52 3 days ago
Then again… it all depends on where he’s got it strung to.,
Gent 2 days ago
A tyresome situation indeeds.
rockyridge1977 2 days ago
I believe the ole boy has had “one” too many!!!!
Gameguy49 Premium Member 2 days ago
QUICK! Give the man a pressure gauge!
MRC112 2 days ago
Reminds me of the cartoon about a terrorist training camp. The trainer had explosive strapped all over him, saying to his students “Now pay attention, I’ll show you this only the once”
FassEddie 2 days ago
“Look out! The guy’s an IUD!”
Mountain Meg 2 days ago
Inflation is totally out of control!
Mike Baldwin creator 2 days ago
Who’s up for a game of ´In a pickleball?´
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 2 days ago
COP: Go ahead. Blow yourself up. I’ll just be over here laughing.
davewhamond creator 2 days ago
At first, he was really pumped up but after it was over, he felt a bit deflated.
cuzinron47 2 days ago
It’s good thing the bomb squad brought a splash guard.
mistercatworks 2 days ago
No leverage. He needs a “stirrup pump”.
Pequod 2 days ago
The crisis team was worried until they realized he was just a windbag, full of hot air.
crazeekatlady 2 days ago
We would use the pump to dust in the corners of the garage, and to annoy the ants in the ant hills.
Buoy 2 days ago
PSI suicide is never pretty.
He never gave up on his dream to be a Macy’s Day Parade balloon.
The Tooninator creator 2 days ago
Inflation is just rampant these days!