Cornered by Mike Baldwin for December 09, 2024

“Mirror malice.”

Time for a change of scenery…

Not the type of heart-stopping in high demand

I need to get a better mirror. Mine makes me look my age.

Similar to “Dates On Calendar Are Closer Than They Appear”

Very disturbing

I saw a sign once that said:

EMPLOYEES you must your wash hands after washing your hands! That’s right! We know how bad you are at it!

Some mirrors are more evil than others!

I look in the mirror and think "Every girls crazy ‘bout a short fat man’’! Being delusional gets me through the day.

I think of the old series Quantum Leap, where every week Sam looks into the mirror to see a different person and says “oh boy”

Additional Warning: Some characters seen in this may resemble a parent or a sibling of yours.

Knowing what I’d see if I looked, I only focus on the remaining hair when I look in my mirror. I don’t need to be reminded of the old guy who lives in there.

the years of ongoing terror of those disturbing scenes have cost millions in psychological and cosmetic “adjustments” with no known cure for many.

Mourning sunshine.

OK. Fess up. How many of you out there just went and put one of these up?

Scares the hell out of me.

Not my problem.

Split personality!!!!

I hate the bathroom medicine cabinet. It has a second mirror on the inside of the door, and a third mirror behind the shelves.

To sales clerk: I need a younger mirror.

I personally think I’m very pretty, though that might be cause I’m still quite young(under 25, actual age not to be disclosed). And to all you older people, hey!! at least mirrors are better than a photo (Those stupid little phone cameras are the scum of the Earth).

Maybe cover it with a black cloth to spare you the reflections it brings….

Nose may be larger than it appears.

I don’t know why they don’t have an off switch. :)

This is why I try to avoid looking in mirrors, which is hard to do cause I live in a house of mirrors.

You gotta appreciate the little things in life, like the fact that mirrors don’t talk back, yet. I don’t want a smart mirror. I want a filthy lying mirror…

With looks like yours, we’re going to have to redefine beauty.

The defense department called, they want you to register your face for being so devastating.

she’d be better off with a fun house mirror!

Still don’t want to believe what’s looking back at me in the mirror