Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for January 30, 2023

I wish my glasses made me smarter

That’s the power of studying and the placebo of the glasses. I’m glad he got an A+

Still not the glasses doing anything

This may turn out to be a dream sequence

Burn the demon glasses! Burn the demon glasses now!

Called it.

I’m so happy she let him take it again instead of just accusing him of cheating and failing him.

However did he manage to outscore Miles?

Like I’ve said: If there’s any kid I want to have succeed, it’s Kevin!!

Good for Kevin. He isn’t stupid after all. He just needs to put in more of an effort in general.

We’re proud of you Kevin!

I think Miles has just been humbled.

Did NOT see that coming!

higher than miles? that’s unbelievable, he must’ve have cheated by writing the answers on the glasses

good going Kevin, you made me search up what “incredulous” means

I foresee Miles finding Patrick Duffy in his shower or being in bed next to Suzanne Pleshette…..this glasses arc being a dream!

Incredulousness seems to be catching.

Glasses didn’t work for Rick Perry or Herschel Walker!

I can’t say much for a teacher that would make a kid take a test over just because he did so well. It wouldn’t take more than a couple of questions to see whether he understood the material or not.

Wait – his grade was higher than Miles? Where did those glasses come from?

So which is more incredulous – his auspicious performance or his grandiloquence?

Unless Kevin needs glasses for real?

Who is this kid, and what did he do with the real Kevin?

Hmmmm? Special glasses maybe?

Miles suspects he may be dreaming.

Oh my God! Did Kevin just used “incredulous” CORRECTLY!?

A PLUS?! Okay, that has to be a mistake!