Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for January 19, 2024

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    wherescrankshaft  10 months ago

    Crankshaft is designed to be a cranky ash hole, so I’m not saying this because I expect or want it to be any different in today’s case – but; isn’t it peculiar how so many of Tom Batiuk’s strips rely on the regular characters acting out like petulant twits to professional workers?

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    B UTTONS  10 months ago

    Wouldn’t know. Everyone says I don’t have the shoulder to support anyone.

    They are the same folks who rant that I am always a tight a$s.

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    angelolady Premium Member 10 months ago

    Well, she got to take clothes off.

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    eromlig  10 months ago

    A variation on “You should see it when I’m excited.”

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    J.J. O'Malley  10 months ago

    Just squeeze him until those blackheads on his nose pop!

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    comixbomix  10 months ago

    I’m predicting right now – just like this strip each day, no “happy ending”.

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    French Persons Premium Member 10 months ago

    Yeeech.

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    rockyridge1977  10 months ago

    Progress…….not perfection!!!!!!

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    ladykat  10 months ago

    My late husband used to say I had the tightest shoulders this side of the Mississippi. He gave really good back and shoulder rubs.

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    lemonbaskt  10 months ago

    hard to decide what was worse crankshaft or this weeks mary worth

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    [Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce]  10 months ago

    Massaging a steel girder is not in the lady’s contract.

    Tomorrow—guest appearance by Dennis T he Menace

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    EntrancedCat  10 months ago

    I hate to say it because we might just get it but canonically doesn’t Crankshaft have many, many moles and keratoses on his back? Reference: https://www.gocomics.Com/crankshaft/2023/08/09. Enough to gross out even a doctor and nurse. Here in three panels we see only a few small black dots. Maybe the good doctor finally put on gloves and spent hours removing the keratoses?

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    David Rickard Premium Member 10 months ago

    Smother him with a pillow, lady. No jury in the land will convict you.

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    ToneeRhianRose  16 days ago

    Haha! (^▽^)

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