The eclipse must be a sign of the Apocalypse, Batiuk actually put together a timely storyline!
By the way, enjoy having a house full of unvetted strangers! Better lock up your jewelry and check your homeowner’s insurance to make sure you can do this legally.
Geez, what’s the big deal, it’s a solar eclipse. Anyone with a brain knows that it is just the moon passing in front of the sun. No warnings from the Gods, no need for virgin sacrifices or cowering in a cave somewhere.
Batuik finally correctly timed up his year- in-advance-written stories with an actual real world event. The eclipse is apparently only the second sign of the apocalypse.
I live in Texas, in the path of totality, but just barely. We’re having some friends from Georgia come to visit. They have a condo in Pawley’s Island, South Carolina, and we made plans in 2014 to visit them in 2017, for a total eclipse, and likewise planned for them to come here this year. Last year we had an annular eclipse. I thought the 2017 eclipse was magical, and hopefully this one will be also. Unless I live to age 97, this will probably be the last total solar eclipse I will get to see.
Of all the inhabited planets in the Universe, how many do you suppose have a moon of just the right diameter rotating at just the right distance needed to produce a total eclipse? I’ve got to think it’s pretty rare. One might even say miraculous.
j_m_kuehl 9 months ago
And yet somehow it will it all blow up
comixbomix 9 months ago
I forget – whose house is it?
French Persons' Celebration of Peeved Harry Dinkle Premium Member 9 months ago
How about the “air” in “airhead”?
Blu Bunny 9 months ago
Wait till you see the crate of $2 solar eclipse glasses he got, and to sell at $18 each.
sueb1863 9 months ago
The eclipse must be a sign of the Apocalypse, Batiuk actually put together a timely storyline!
By the way, enjoy having a house full of unvetted strangers! Better lock up your jewelry and check your homeowner’s insurance to make sure you can do this legally.
grozar 9 months ago
Does the housing authority know about this illegal scheme?
ladykat 9 months ago
I wonder if Ed will make a profit here.
rockyridge1977 9 months ago
The best laid schemes o’ mice an’ men!!!!!!!!
Jeannine Brown 9 months ago
Actually that’s how AirBnB got its name. Some guys in San Francisco started out renting an air mattress in their living room.
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 9 months ago
Why would anyone want to pay big money to see something where you can’t see anything?
puddleglum1066 9 months ago
Tomorrow: Harry Dinkle shows up with a restraining order, claiming Ed’s infringing on his exclusive right to run Mattress Fundraisers.
lemonbaskt 9 months ago
will he get montonis pizza and sell it ten dollars slice ?
Daltongang Premium Member 9 months ago
Geez, what’s the big deal, it’s a solar eclipse. Anyone with a brain knows that it is just the moon passing in front of the sun. No warnings from the Gods, no need for virgin sacrifices or cowering in a cave somewhere.
MichiganMitten 9 months ago
He’d have a compressor or auto-inflator.
Imhungry 9 months ago
I live in the path of the eclipse of 2017 and there was a big demand for a parking place but few people stayed overnight.
eced52 9 months ago
I wonder if he is giving people ideas?
Stephen M Dallas 9 months ago
Batuik finally correctly timed up his year- in-advance-written stories with an actual real world event. The eclipse is apparently only the second sign of the apocalypse.
be ware of eve hill 9 months ago
At the mention of “air in Airbnb,” Crankshaft points at Mindy and excitedly declares, “Air!”
New Crankshaft prices: Air mattress $25. Air mattress filled with air $30.
sueb1863 9 months ago
I’m not far from Toledo, Ohio, where the current forecast for Monday is…rain.
Charlie Fogwhistle 9 months ago
I live in Texas, in the path of totality, but just barely. We’re having some friends from Georgia come to visit. They have a condo in Pawley’s Island, South Carolina, and we made plans in 2014 to visit them in 2017, for a total eclipse, and likewise planned for them to come here this year. Last year we had an annular eclipse. I thought the 2017 eclipse was magical, and hopefully this one will be also. Unless I live to age 97, this will probably be the last total solar eclipse I will get to see.
Of all the inhabited planets in the Universe, how many do you suppose have a moon of just the right diameter rotating at just the right distance needed to produce a total eclipse? I’ve got to think it’s pretty rare. One might even say miraculous.