Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for November 28, 2024

Hahaha, it’s funny because a grown man couldn’t see just by looking at it that the turkey wouldn’t fit inside the microwave oven and had to try to squeeze it in.

“That’s gold, Jerry…Gold!”

True, there’s just no way to get this strip inside a microwave oven.

Come on, tryptophan—Kick in already.

Isn’t he supposed to incinerate it on his grill?

Nice artworks today.

The Crank is back, and no way for him to attack….

Now Ed could find another way to roast a turkey now that he knows it can’t be microwaved. Maybe the fireplace?

Especially one that won’t fit in the microwave!

You just need a bigger hammer.

just let ed deep fry it in the garage of cause not thawed out

ed looks at blondie you better have got me some pumpkin soup

At least Cranky lives and learns…………

Yes you can. You don’t have the correct microwave.

That should have already been in the oven by now ….

Not true Ed. You can microwave a turkey. First Ed you open the microwave door wide open, second you stick a pencil or other small object into the lock so the microwave thinks the door is closed, third you stand right in front of the microwave Ed, as close as possible and then turn on the microwave for 30 minutes of cook time.

There you have it, microwave turkey.

I’m thankful for Crankshaft (but not the commenters)