Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for July 31, 2023

Is the tree in Kentucky?

Horsie discover gravity.

I’m guessing Newton was drinking coffee at the time he discovered gravity. And the gravity of the situation probably dawned on him as well.

Good coffee is so thick and dense it produces its own gravity

1sr panel is me every morning.

No one doing a Isaac Newton/ gravity joke?

Horace should try ’’Allen’s Coffee Brandy’’…….a huge seller here in Maine, often called fat-a$$ in a glass. Give it a google search.

Oh, and keep the apple.

Your axing for it, tree.

Holy TREEnity! One could think it takes at least an Apple laptop to cause an effect on a horse head…

Thick morning! Thick morning alert! This one took me a few minutes, and I apologize on behalf of all us Monday Morning thickies.

HA! Tree wants a shot!

Growing up, there was always a bottle of .whisky on the table for those who wanted to give their coffee a boost! ☺️☺️

Not many cartoonists can draw a Kentucky Coffee Apple tree. :)

On the US Acres comic, part of Garfield – I think, the duck named Wade always called gravity ‘grabbity’.

When racehorses were first tested for drugs, the lab techs were puzzled by the number of urine samples that contained caffeine. No one was giving caffeine to horses because it doesn’t act as a stimulant on them. Then it occurred to someone: no, horses didn’t drink caffeinated drinks, but grooms did. And grooms didn’t like waiting around the testing barn for their horses to pee because they had chores waiting for them back at their barns. So…

Horace, this calls for you to break out a bottle of “Doctor Good”…!

You want Jim Beam, or Woodford Reserve?

Horace doesn’t understand the gravity of mixing coffee and bourbon.

I still say that Newton’s second greatest invention was calculus. The cat door is the best.

Samson poking at something here beyond me

On Houyhnhnm Island their trees have brains and can ambulate like animals. They have an amical relationship. Yes, they are telepathic. No one would dare cut down an intelligent tree. You have to know which ones they are.

That tree and I could be good friends.