Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for October 16, 2023

I don’t get this one. Can anyone explain?

Will golfers yell “Five!”?

Victor Borge might say that Horace is two of a kind.

Twice upon a time…

One of the better ones.

Rapper 50 cent is now 75 cents.

And fall will rise.

Elevennis anytwo?

Two-by-fours.

M’eh! … where’s the changing leaves?!

treeflation…

Three C or not three C…

and our President would be Triden…!

Don’t despair, Horace, there’s brighter times ahead….sometime one just has to go out on a limb, and leave it at that!

This is a good time to nap, Horace.

pretty soon you’ll be asleep

G R O A N

Don’t talk to me about inflation affecting people’s lives, my wife now wants to see more five play in the bedroom!

I was seriously thinking about Victor Borge’s “inflationary language” just an hour ago!

In OCTOber they become eights.

Very funny, took a minute, haven’t had my coffee yet, but worth a second – make that a third look.

This reminds me of my plan to get Arbor Day declared a National Holiday. First, we have to get it moved to always be on a Monday. Then, everybody would support a tree-day weekend. :)

Can’t see the 4-est for the 3’s.

This is such a good callback to Victor Borge’s “Inflationary Language”. Look it up on YouTube.

4 out of 5 horses say inflation has affected their daily lives, according to a new Gallop Poll.

If all the trees in the forest become fours, then it will become the four-est forest.

Numerical punnage.

You can never tell when one will uproot and run away.

Horace looks content.

Two potnineo, four…

In Ireland, anyway