Similar to one of Boccaccio’s Decameron stories, in which someone strolling with his girlfriend in the garden after dinner rubs sage on his teeth to freshen his breath—only he picked the wrong plant and dropped dead. The authorities ask the girlfriend what happened, and she demonstrates, with the same result. How romantic.
Argythree 9 months ago
This is a case where it’s much better to tell than to show…
BasilBruce 9 months ago
There was an episode of “Sanford & Son” that ended in a similar way.
BigBoy 9 months ago
The smashing side of the horse
Jesy Bertz Premium Member 9 months ago
“All your vase are belong to us”.
Imagine 9 months ago
Horace wanted to be a smashing success.
nancyb creator 9 months ago
He’s a horse in a china shop.
Gent 9 months ago
Atta boy horsie. Says no to made in china!
pat sandy creator 9 months ago
he was kind enough to do a demo…
Dobber Premium Member 9 months ago
He’s improving his swing.
dbrucepm 9 months ago
Seems he’s becoming THORace
Dobie Premium Member 9 months ago
I thought a china shop was kind of a bull thing!?
… watch your six, Horace!
markkahler52 9 months ago
He’s either a smashing success, or a success at smashing!!
rshive 9 months ago
The demo really wasn’t necessary, Horace.
Doug K 9 months ago
What good are they anyway if they break so easily?
InTraining 9 months ago
So Horace is starting his day at the crack of dawn…!
Kaputnik 9 months ago
Well, on the positive side, in a few thousand years, those fragments may still be priceless to archaeologists.
R.U. Kidding 9 months ago
Ask a stupid question…
ericlscott creator 9 months ago
If I had a hammer…
davidob 9 months ago
Ah so. Ah so? Bueller? Bueller? ;)
mistercatworks 9 months ago
You just can’t take him china shopping.
Zebrastripes 9 months ago
Let the chips and shards fall where they may…Horace has a point…
Bob Scott creator 9 months ago
That is a great gag! Super funny!
Mike Baldwin creator 9 months ago
Bravo! Simply Smashing!
davewhamond creator 9 months ago
Horace performs a vase-ctomy.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 9 months ago
It vase that easy!
WCraft Premium Member 9 months ago
Seems like I heard a bad joke years ago about somebody accidentally sawing off a few fingers with a table saw and having the exact exchange…
JH&Cats 9 months ago
Similar to one of Boccaccio’s Decameron stories, in which someone strolling with his girlfriend in the garden after dinner rubs sage on his teeth to freshen his breath—only he picked the wrong plant and dropped dead. The authorities ask the girlfriend what happened, and she demonstrates, with the same result. How romantic.