Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for March 11, 2025

I guess long conversations are one of Horace’s hang-ups.

Not a phoney response.

Try to make a wide excuse narrow.

As Jase in Duck Dynasty said (when discussing high school reunions): “If I haven’t contacted you in the past 30 years, there’s probably a reason.”

I’m…… you…..going….tunnel!

Some people ask way too many questions and never wait for a response. By the third question I’ve already ‘’zoned out’’ and hear nothing but babbling.

But it makes me wonder why Horace called in the first place.

story time…

Horace pushed the button in a wrong elevator.

When you are in Dire Straits, Horace, singing helps “And after all the violence and double-talk, There’s just a song in all the trouble and the strife, You do the walk, yeah, you do the walk of life, Hmm, you do the walk of life”…!

Horace didn’t know quite what to do, then it finally clicked.

Ha! Horace hates small talk and cherishes his privacy…who was that anyways?

Enough said.

It’s a two way street, why didn’t ‘they’ call if they were so curious.

Wadsworth: …and to make a long story short…

Miss Scarlet, Mrs. White, Colonel Mustard, Mrs. Peacock, Mr. Green, Colonel Mustard: Too late!

Clue (1985)