My fourth grade teacher told us a story of a railroad worker who was so poverty-stricken that he turned to a life of crime. Eventually he was caught and sentenced to the electric chair, but he survived and they had to set him free. Why? Because he was a very poor conductor.
The Duke 9 months ago
He that lies down with Dogs, shall rise up with fleas.
BigBoy 9 months ago
Even MythBusters wasn’t crazy enough to try this
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 9 months ago
Ben was patriotic, but very pun worthy.
Imagine 9 months ago
Ben there. Done that.
markkahler52 9 months ago
Actually, what he really wanted to do was direct
The Reader Premium Member 9 months ago
A shocking expose!
Doug K 9 months ago
He wasn’t grounded soon enough … fortunately.
artchick530 9 months ago
Dave struck … well, you know what! … with all the puns.
backyardcowboy 9 months ago
Cheap cartoon lightning bolt (Available at ACME) only knocked one shoe off.
Dobie Premium Member 9 months ago
Ha! I got a charge outa this one!
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member 9 months ago
Fortunately, Lou Christie was there to record the event.
Just-me 9 months ago
I hear Lightnin’ Strikes by Lou Christie.
ladykat 9 months ago
He just had a shocking experience.
wongo 9 months ago
Watts he doing out there anyway?
Lee26 Premium Member 9 months ago
Four puns in one joke. Legendary!!
nancyb creator 9 months ago
Trains hadn’t been invented yet, so he would have had to start an orchestra!
MuddyUSA Premium Member 9 months ago
Funny!
Brilliant_Birdie 9 months ago
He was quite popular with the French ladies.
PlatudimusAtom Premium Member 9 months ago
Despite some static, he became a lightning rod for galvanizing ideas.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 9 months ago
My fourth grade teacher told us a story of a railroad worker who was so poverty-stricken that he turned to a life of crime. Eventually he was caught and sentenced to the electric chair, but he survived and they had to set him free. Why? Because he was a very poor conductor.
ira.crank 9 months ago
I’ve read he was influenced by the Enlightenment. Now I understand.
Rose Madder Premium Member 9 months ago
Nice word play. Everybody adding a spark of enlightenment. lol
Mike Baldwin creator 9 months ago
Nowadays most parents are divided on how to properly ground their kids. It’s the green wire right?
davewhamond creator 9 months ago
The comments are pretty electric today! BZZZ-OWNT!
ekke 9 months ago
But he never was able to get on the streetcar, whatever name it might have.
christelisbetty 9 months ago
Debby Boone’s greatest hit…..and… You light up my life….
gopher gofer 9 months ago
it all came to him in a… wait for it… flash… ☺
RonBerg13 Premium Member 9 months ago
Ohm my God, what a crazy thing to do.
DianaDoc 9 months ago
You are all sentenced to the Punitentiary.
wildlandwaters 9 months ago
Oh man! Four puns for the price of one! Thanks, Dave!!