Nah, since they were allowed to advertise on T.V., lawyers no longer chase ambulances.
I’m currently suing one for damages. So, nope.
…lawyers are like life jackets…
…everyone complains about them…
….until they need ’em…
The only thing that wouldmake this joke better, is if the ambulance was full of lawyers! Ba-dum-bum!
What do you call 1000 lawyers at the bottom of a lake? A good start
Hey Dave, is this really being kind to lawyers?
[Then again, most lawyers should appreciate a good lawyer joke (especially one about lawyers that tend to give lawyers a bad name).]
I don’t know any lawyers.
Suit yourself
I just saw that “Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire” in IMAX this week. My wife wanted to see it.
A-turn-he took too far.
At least now, OJ is burning in hell
That’s a good one.
One of my favorite lawyer jokes:
Question: What’s the difference between roadkill and a lawyer lying dead on the road?
Answer: There are skid marks in front of the roadkill …!
( told by 1 of my 2 attorney in-laws to the other 1 )
If you’re going for that chaser, got to hope that ambulance had plenty of Pepto and Pepcid on board to help offset the sure-fire case of heartburn.
Hmmm, coulda sworn that 4.9.24 was “be kind to lawyers day” (2nd Tues in April typically). Not sure lawyers deserve two “be kind” days.
oldpine52 9 months ago
Nah, since they were allowed to advertise on T.V., lawyers no longer chase ambulances.
Imagine 9 months ago
I’m currently suing one for damages. So, nope.
3hourtour Premium Member 9 months ago
…lawyers are like life jackets…
…everyone complains about them…
….until they need ’em…
Dobie Premium Member 9 months ago
The only thing that wouldmake this joke better, is if the ambulance was full of lawyers! Ba-dum-bum!
dbrucepm 9 months ago
What do you call 1000 lawyers at the bottom of a lake? A good start
Doug K 9 months ago
Hey Dave, is this really being kind to lawyers?
[Then again, most lawyers should appreciate a good lawyer joke (especially one about lawyers that tend to give lawyers a bad name).]
ladykat 9 months ago
I don’t know any lawyers.
julie.mason1 Premium Member 9 months ago
Suit yourself
Angry Indeed Premium Member 9 months ago
I just saw that “Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire” in IMAX this week. My wife wanted to see it.
otforever 9 months ago
A-turn-he took too far.
mindjob 9 months ago
At least now, OJ is burning in hell
MichiganMitten 9 months ago
That’s a good one.
Howard'sMyHero 9 months ago
One of my favorite lawyer jokes:
Question: What’s the difference between roadkill and a lawyer lying dead on the road?
Answer: There are skid marks in front of the roadkill …!
( told by 1 of my 2 attorney in-laws to the other 1 )
Nebuchadnezzar Scrood's Tannin Garden of BabbleOn 9 months ago
If you’re going for that chaser, got to hope that ambulance had plenty of Pepto and Pepcid on board to help offset the sure-fire case of heartburn.
Pesky bannan-ah 9 months ago
Hmmm, coulda sworn that 4.9.24 was “be kind to lawyers day” (2nd Tues in April typically). Not sure lawyers deserve two “be kind” days.