F Minus by Tony Carrillo for February 23, 2023

mhm soon

Please tell me that Elon was included in the trade.

I once tried to buy Mars but had no place to put it.

And a Moon to be named later.

I’m a little worried about the aging gas giant, you know how aging people seems to expel gas now and again, rather impolitely

And Pluto’s been sent down to the minors.

Why was Mars worth so much in trade?

I hope John Carter has a good long distance plan.

The fascination with mining asteroids and other planets shows a severe lack of economic comprehension.

Uh, this isn’t the NBA.

They should’ve talked with Mars about it before making the deal. Now Mars is on the warpath.

Who’s handling the delivery, some unemployed star?

Is that how it works? It’s a good thing Earth didn’t get traded off…

But Mars comes in bars, like bullion. Why trade away the whole thing?

Only catch is that we have to pick up their stuff and install them AND also dedeliver Mars to them….

Mars is gonna be seeing red when it finds out.

To bad. I thought this would be the year Mars would join Saturn and Uranus and get a ring.

Where would we put them? If a planet of different mass were placed in orbit around our Sun, it could mess up the gravimetric balance that the Creator started when this solar system was made.

shouldn’t that be “mineral rich ‘little people’ planets”…?

What? No future prospects?

If we have to throw in Texas and Florida, it would be an even better deal for Earth.