For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for October 26, 2023

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    9thCapricorn  12 months ago

    To save your frustrations, why don’t you just buy the candy a few hours before dark and leave it in your car until Trick and Treat time. That’s what I do.

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    rasputin's horoscope  12 months ago

    Who’s taking April trick-or-treating, and who’s staying home handing out candy? It would seem weird receiving candy from your dentist

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    Tantor  12 months ago

    Dentists love Halloween!

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    Katsuro Premium Member 12 months ago

    My mom used to steal my candy when I was a child, and claim that it’d gone bad so she’d had to throw it away. To be fair, I only played with the gummy snakes and other candy and had no interest in eating it, so it was better that somebody got to eat it at some point.

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    French Persons Premium Member 12 months ago

    I’ll buy the candy the week before, then just put it up in my closet. Having it in the kitchen cupboards invites too much temptation.

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    Strider Premium Member 12 months ago

    My late mother used to do that when I was a child. LOL

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    Pet  12 months ago

    It is so true. It was not the kids I worried about, it was the dad lol!

    I always did two shops, one a few weeks before halloween and then the second shop was the day before/morning of halloween, when everything went on sale. That way, everyone in the house could eat some candy for a few weeks and then there was still candy for the trick or treaters.

    And yes, I only handed out chocolate bars, full sized :-))

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    'IndyMan'  12 months ago

    Sneaky, sneaky, Elly ! ! ! !

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    kamoolah  12 months ago

    If the Good Lord did not want Elly sneaking sweets, He would have made gluttony a sin.

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    bwoodruf Premium Member 12 months ago

    Elizabeth is a great creation. Congrats.

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    exness Premium Member 12 months ago

    No trick or treaters in my rural neighborhood, but I still buy bags of candy. Evenly divide between husband and myself. His will be gone in a week and mine lasts a few months.

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    paranormal  12 months ago

    Just buy candy they don’t like.

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    PoodleGroomer  12 months ago

    Stockpiling Halloween leftover candy for next year is an adventure in futility.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 12 months ago

    In my house the trick is that the treats last until Halloween.

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    dlaemmerhirt999  12 months ago

    I bought two small boxes of full CHOCLAAAAATE bars and two large boxes of “Grandma’s Cookies.” Naturally, I did some “quality control tests,” but I am now bagging them up! (Amazon has AMAZING spooky-shaped paper clips FYI. I got some skull ones.)

    The LEFT-OVERS are for afterwards. <3

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    The Pro from Dover  12 months ago

    We just obeyed our mother when she asked us not to touch it. That’s solved a lot of problems.

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    g04922  12 months ago

    Yeah, the wife always buys ‘extra’ Reese’s Cups… LOL

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    Linda Schweiner Premium Member 12 months ago

    Our mother had a bicycle lock she used to lock the cupboard over the refrigerator so we couldn’t get get at the chocolate chips and candy bars. It worked well.

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    sbwertz  12 months ago

    I buy candy with coconut. I’m allergic to coconut!

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    eced52  12 months ago

    April will.

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    EXCALABUR  12 months ago

    Willpower everyone!

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    The Great_Black President  12 months ago

    That was funny how Elly turns Japanese in the last panel.

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    BlitzMcD  12 months ago

    Right there in the final panel is a great example of why I always said that hippie was short for hypocrite.

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