Mike is trying to write a newspaper article on local interest stuff, but he is trying to do it without actually leaving his home and finding something local to write about. I am not sure he understands the basic elements of writing a local interest article for a newspaper.
It appears the point of the punchline is that a good writer is emotional, full of self-doubt, sarcastic, compulsive, analytical, and living in a fantasy world. Oh dear, Mike. Those sound like symptoms of a disease or a disorder, not the signs of a good writer.
It sounds as if Mike should be a fiction writer, not a journalist. Journalists don’t need to be “creative”. They should be observant, honest and fair, and a punchy writing style is a bonus.
9thCapricorn 3 months ago
Write about Farley. Every one loves a heroic story of a beloved family pet and a toddler.
howtheduck 3 months ago
Mike is trying to write a newspaper article on local interest stuff, but he is trying to do it without actually leaving his home and finding something local to write about. I am not sure he understands the basic elements of writing a local interest article for a newspaper.
It appears the point of the punchline is that a good writer is emotional, full of self-doubt, sarcastic, compulsive, analytical, and living in a fantasy world. Oh dear, Mike. Those sound like symptoms of a disease or a disorder, not the signs of a good writer.
Botulism Bob 3 months ago
Michael has all the creative elements. He just doesn’t know how to use them…. yet.
snsurone76 3 months ago
Welcome to life, Mr. Hemingway!
Alys France 3 months ago
It sounds as if Mike should be a fiction writer, not a journalist. Journalists don’t need to be “creative”. They should be observant, honest and fair, and a punchy writing style is a bonus.
win.45mag 3 months ago
Well, you’ve got a sharp lookin’ gal that’s sticking with you, and that’s a start
FGWaiss 3 months ago
All those things Mike listed are traditional character traits of a successful (and unsuccessful) writer.
French Persons Premium Member 3 months ago
He makes for a pretty good pseudo-intellectual drama queen though.
eced52 3 months ago
Call it Farley’s Journey.
Foob 3 months ago
Panel one: Yeah, we know!!
freewaydog 3 months ago
Mike, my pal, those ARE the qualities of a writer! WRITE WHAT U FEEL!!
mindjob 3 months ago
Sounds like he should write an advice column, like Ann Landers
Daltongang Premium Member 3 months ago
Perhaps Drama Queen is your calling Michael.
CEELYS2 Premium Member 3 months ago
ROTFL
waynemadison 3 months ago
Jeez, talk about your lack of self-awareness…
hooglah 3 months ago
Try writing the truth backed by facts. That would be a complete opposite of what we have now.
tammyspeakslife Premium Member 3 months ago
Having had the last article he wrote, his very first which was inspired, reduced to a puff piece could be a cause for writers block
lnrokr55 3 months ago
Take a breath Mike San , best writing still inside you!
Arghhgarrr Premium Member 3 months ago
Sounds perfect for a career in politics these days.
mistercatworks 3 months ago
But you are definitely a fully-qualified whiner. :)
MuddyUSA Premium Member 3 months ago
Well kid…it is what it is……….
namelocdet 3 months ago
Please tell me Michael marries Rhetta. She’s wonderful.
kleanerz 3 months ago
You don’t just write a local interest piece. You have to go out and interview someone about a specific topic.
Gordette 3 months ago
I’m a big James Thurber fan, and panel 3 definitely could be describing him!
Strawberry King 3 months ago
I wonder how many famous writers ever felt like Mike.