FoxTrot by Bill Amend for April 30, 2023

gee, Morton, you think?

this girl is surrounded by geeks

Keep planning Morton. At one strip a week, the future will be here before you know it.

You lost her at “wanna”.

One step at a time, maybe.

Too much. Too much. Way too much. Keep it simple – just ask that one basic question: “How many kids do you want to have with me?”

You have a great future ahead of you, kid. You even got overflowing self-confidence, unlike most fellow geeks. But dude? Read the room…

by age of 16 i had a rock-solid reputation with girls, and never lacked a date as a result. believe it or not, one of the best places to get a date was in sunday school. :D

So close and yet so far.

This young man needs an isekai.

She probably wouldn’t be able to live up to your fantasies with her anyway.

It’s Raj from Big Bang.

Today’s classic FoxTrot Sunday strip:

https://www.gocomics.com/foxtrot/2002/04/28

Ask her again in 15 years, when you’re a multi-billionaire…

Maybe if she had more zits and was 2 feet shorter

One Step at a time.

It does tend to help soften the blow when you’re inevitably rejected.

And desperately need to see a dermatologist.

Paige, at this point, you might as well. Not like you’ve got other options.

Just remember Paige that someday he’ll be rich like Bill Gates.

Page will look back to this day in the future when she hears how he is a Billion are software developer

Learn from your mistakes…..

Dude, your only chance is if those POV (point-of-view) shorts from TikTok and YT Shorts came to this strip, and it showed you’d be a billionaire as an adult.

is it me he looks like her brother.

she should think the guys like this who went on to become a rich tech mogul, and want to be their first wife, before they want prenups when they get married.

Exactly the same thing happened to my wife. Honest!

Just wait a few years for your geeky start-up to make you a millionaire and you’ll see all your old school’s Paiges crawl back to you.

If you really need to stop planning so far ahead, then get rid of those dimples, dude.