Frank and Ernest by Thaves for February 11, 2024

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    Yakety Sax  11 months ago

    She’ll make a spare out of him…………….

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    cracker65  11 months ago

    Good thing he’s not dating a baseball coach.

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    constantine48  11 months ago

    Isn’t he worried about a bad split?

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 11 months ago

    A bowler, eh? Maybe she’s extra good at spooning, too.

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    cornshell  11 months ago

    She’s a perfect 10.

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    cornshell  11 months ago

    They’re having a ball so far.

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    cornshell  11 months ago

    They met in an alley.

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    PraiseofFolly  11 months ago

    Other brief girlfriends:

    The welder, whose beauty was blinding

    The crane operator, with an uplifting personality

    The hockey player, who always wanted to pucker up

    The writer, with a novel way of looking at things

    The librarian, who after-hours is a bookie; her late fees were brutal

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    phritzg Premium Member 11 months ago

    He couldn’t date the psychic, either. She saw no future in a relationship with him.

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    Ned Snipes  11 months ago

    You should see her balls.

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    craigographics  11 months ago

    she apparently knocked him over

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    uniquename  11 months ago

    Next will be a seamstress, but she’ll keep him on pins and needles.

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    sandpiper  11 months ago

    A good laugh as always. Including all the comments

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    Brich027  11 months ago

    After she bowls you over, your life will be in the gutter!

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    [Traveler] Premium Member 11 months ago

    How about a teacher. They make you do it over and over again until you get it right

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    khcm1157  11 months ago

    I hope you didn’t find her in the gutter.

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    1953Baby  11 months ago

    These puns are just SO good. . .do they come in the middle of the night or at three o’clock in the morning???

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    ChessPirate  11 months ago

    She’ll undoubtedly make him toe the line…

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    Plumb.Bob Premium Member 11 months ago

    Some day I may groan to like these two.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 11 months ago

    Last year he was dating both a psychiatrist and a podiatrist. He was head over heels for both of them.

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    oakie817  11 months ago

    results: gutter ball

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    The Orange Mailman  11 months ago

    One girl left her job as a physical trainer at the gym and then it just wasn’t working out.

    Another newspaper printer said he wasn’t her type.

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    braindead Premium Member 11 months ago

    Get your mind out of the gutter.

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    RonBerg13 Premium Member 11 months ago

    I’m going to pin this cartoon to my wall.

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    gopher gofer  11 months ago

    hope she isn’t striking him… ☺

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