Frank and Ernest by Thaves for July 20, 2024

that’s not a tan⠄⠄⠄just a layer of dirt

Gay, but I’d like to see it. I love seeing the fit girls come into gym

Most men would admire her, period!

Get an all-over tan by being in the all-together.

That’s what castle gardens are for. Lots of privacy for sunning and fooling around.

“I hollered, ’Don’t look, Ethel!’ But it was too late….”

Mrs was complaining she had tan lines. I told her, “strip go lay in the back yard.” Only one neighbor can see into our yard, from one window. No guys live there, so why not? She said because her dad lives with us!!!!

Lady Godiva riding a chocolate color horse….!

The Emperor’s New Clothes… Designed by Lady Godiva… ☺

Part of the legend is that Lord Godiva, knowing of his wife’s intent, ordered all his subjects to stay inside. The one who still managed to sneak a peek was a fella named Tom, who lent his name to the expression “Peeping Tom”.

Giddy up, horsey!!

‘Stay on the sunny side of life’.

She could ride naked down 5th Avenue and Trump would grope her.

Little known fact; Since Godiva rode side-saddle, besides getting her husband to reecant the taxes she was proteseting, she also inspired the cheer “Hurray for our side!”

The reason that the Dark Age was so dark was not that there was no light, but that people refused to see the light that there was.

Let us not enter into a new Dark Age.

“God, I’ve a b0ner!”, thinks Frank.

Because it was too dark?

When I was at MIT, we had a jolly little drinking song that included this verse:

Godiva was a lady who thru Coventry did ride

To show the loyal villagers her fine and pure white hide

The most observant man of all (an engineer, of course)

Was the only one who noticed that Godiva rode a horse.

Lady Godiva outdid all the other bettors in comic strips (e.g. Mutt, Andy Capp); she put EVERYTHING on one horse!!

Her ride was a one time thing, not a habit, and it was a tax protest.

Is this the time people got hit with pies taking a peek?