Frank and Ernest by Thaves for February 21, 2025

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    Ratkin Premium Member 1 day ago

    And an anti-free price.

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    ʲᔆ  1 day ago

    and climate controls – so you never have to worry about global warming again

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    PraiseofFolly  1 day ago

    “A little old Aunty from Pasedena only drove it to church on Sundays. It has low mileage, so isn’t really an olds automobile.”

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    kendavis09  1 day ago

    And it doubles as a lawn mower, motor boat, and it flies.

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    gammaguy  1 day ago

    “…and anti-break locks.”

    But I like having a bagel with lox on my breaks.

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    sandpiper  1 day ago

    Actually the list of ‘extras’ is about 2 pages of fine print and dollar signs and most of them seem to be of little interest to experienced [make that senior] drivers.

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    uniquename  1 day ago

    “…anti-break locks” – So if you lock your keys in your car, you’ll never get them out.

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    mindjob  1 day ago

    I’m sure thieves will find a way to break those locks

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    royq27  1 day ago

    Love the jacket! Is he the guy on Antiques Roadshow?

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    InTraining Premium Member 1 day ago

    The green one has antibodies built in…!

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    Yakety Sax  1 day ago

    When they get one with anti-gravity I’ll be interested.

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    Smeagol  1 day ago

    Given time, thieves can break into anything. When I bought an inexpensive bicycle some of the locks I thought of getting were more expensive than the bike itself!!!

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