Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 26, 2022

I shop from the Manager’s Special bin at the Super Mercado.

More discount sausage gravy, m’love?

You want to fry him with that, Toots?

If it’s the dollar menu, that means you can afford a lot of them, right?

His ear is probably indicative of other parts of dollar boyfriend. You get what you pay for. I like how Sister pokes fun at herself and that poor, unfortunate dollar boy in the same sentence.

I try not to issue politicss in this game of cartoonist.

The rollar store is playing economics with,

Dragon Deagon death ray gar gun .

But the dollar menu is where you often get your best value! Especially with inflation.

Hey, who likes “Coin Operated Boy” by the Dresden Dolls? This made me think of that.

Oreo wafer cookies for a buck.

One turn around and a kick to your bottom.

The dollar treat that is hard to beat!

The copper color back drop or something like 100 pennies.

Johnny is going over to the Dr. Donut Shop.

Me thou, I will enjoy a Martina Louise aka. Ginger. My still is made with copper tubingMe me

…I always tell people that my wife found me at Big Lots…

…but Big Lots isn’t Big Lots anymore…

…you used to be able to buy a case of energy drinks there for $6.00…

…now, you can’t even buy three…

…and Dollar Tree is now a Dollar Twenty five Tree…

…the Froglandia version… Ten Bits…

…still has a Dollar menu…

…and everyone loves it…

…in fact…

…if it cost more…

…people would love it less…

…is art based on how good it is by how much money it makes?…

…ask Van Gogh…

…for the lame fan…

…Frog Applause is the sweet spot…

…the Lead Zeppelin…

…the California Zephyr…

…the Shoo Be Doo…

…and the Rut Row warge…

..all rolled into one…

…and figuratively inhaled one mental toke at a time…

You’re no million dollar prize, either, sister.

They never put seasoned curly fries on the dollar menu.

We started toward my office, sticking to back alleys when possible. The feeling of having been here before was overpowering. I remembered watching an alley when she first showed up, and how she told me I was a software daemon, and she was my creator. I understood now that the OOT loop I was in was a Obfuscation Loop, to keep me from the data she wanted me to retrieve. That meant that I had spent three and a half years working for her, the last two entirely unconscious in any meaningful way. I’d spent some $50K of my per diem, though, which was pretty sweet, even if it wasn’t real, which I now realized. My office wasn’t far. I hadn’t been there since the goons knocked me out. It was still there. She wasn’t kidding. If this were the real world, the office would have a new tenant, and my stuff would have been tossed into a dumpster a long time ago. I didn’t ask what happened to her vintage Schwinn. It didn’t matter.

I’m a quarter-menu commenter in a dollar-menu cartoon.

I know the perfect person who loves the dollar menu….in fact, the items are floating in his veins as we speak….ground round and fries on the side.

Aw, Theresa. You’re at least a five and under version.

You should ask her for change, John Boy.

As the Y chromosome shrinks, man will devolve to a hand held device that’s all women really have a use for anyway. Most guys are cool with that.

KAAA – - ching …!

(geshundheit)

Got any ten dollar cartoons?

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Burm, Burm, Burm … Burma DA word …!

If you were twice the man you ar you’d be half the man you should be.

Back in the day, we used to find all kinds of treasures while dumpster diving. It’s surprising the things people throw away. Some things look nearly brand new and find a new home easily. Others can be repurposed and combined into classy artful home adornments, something like the lovely fishnet leg lamp from the movie “A Christmas Story.”

Dollar menu? Dang, that’s an upgrade. Let me dust myself off and comb my hair, and I’ll try to step up to your lofty standards.

Fine, but what does that make her?

ooooo double slap! she must want him ;+)

Hey . . . they forgot to put a straw in the bag.

No wonder the guy looks glum. He’s got two strikes against him going in, and that girlfriend looks to be a third strike as well….

I blame it all on Sister, but retain Faith!

HA! Love this!