Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 27, 2023

But they mellow out when they reach the Narctic Ocean.

Ain’t that the tooth.

That’s neither here, nar there.

I refuse to hate. Instead, I’ll marinate!

Yeah, nah.

Narwhal males don’t give hickeys — they give stickeys.

They’re the Jedi of the sea!

https://www.youtube.Com/watch?v=ykwqXuMPsoc

The narmakeupsex is amazing.

Norman the Notorious Narwhal

Went way beyond the Pale:

Not only did he see a dentist

He also used an orca-dontist

And oral tooth surgeon

At a talent agent’s urgin’!

He married a Beluga dame

And brought his family shame.

Oh Norman, moby someday

You’ll regret you went astray!

…there is nothing worse than an unfaithful narhater…

…though, dog earing a book is bad…

… and no one should ever Jimmy Page …

…just don’t do it…

…you’d narhate, too…

…if the mermaid that rode you was turquoise…

…but grilling on the barbie is fun…

…don’t think you can do it?…

…anyone Ken…

… skewered barbie…

…Bob Narwhal hated his gift…

…wrong horn!…

…all the other boys would laugh…

…until all the girls saw his point…

…whose giggling, now, narhaters?!?…

We narwhals are a peaceful species, but if you try to take advantage of us, we’ll sic the orcas on your boat.

Hate = Ate preceded by short aspiration. Enjoy.

Narwhals gotta wail.

People don’t gotta hate. It’s just something that they enjoy, often while typing one-handed.

Would it help if I scratched behind your tusk.

hope you get over it

But do they inhale?

unicorn fish great dogfood i hear

Hate, and revenge eats your innards….

Better to be a Narwhal and eat that instead!

no hate is on my Christmas list.

The Narwhal Rapprochement Association (NRA) began to lobby for replaceable tusks, multiple tusks per narwhal, and for permission to make them more flexible and deadly.

Some narwhal’s lead, and some are strangely excellent at compelling others to follow…

And pirates gotta ARRR-whal. … Sorry, couldn’t help myself but now I ruined Teresa’s joke.

Commentators here gotta LAMEinate …!

Right to the point! I like that.

He’s just angry because he’s so horny.

Yeah, and predators gotta predate!!!

No gotta, only wanna

I think that this is not how Logic works, nor Language.

If, however, your narwhals hate, then you are doing something wrong with the playful Unicorns of the Northern Sea. If you have heard of Big Foot, you may also think of the bulls as “Big Tooth,” or not, as suits your limited fantasizing. They are not duelists, it seems….

Hey, Teresa! Check out your “mention” in Cavna’s “Warped” strip today!

https://www.gocomics.Com/warped/2023/11/28?ct=v&cti=2714698

I am stuck on Narwhals,

Narwhals stuck on meeee …!

I wonder why they are called Narwhales. Perhaps they are from Narnia.

…ice cold water running through my veins…

…They try and drag me back to work again…

…Pain and blisters on my mind and hands

…I work all day making up burlap bags

…slavery of Narwhals is a real thing …in Namor’s Atlantis…

…Mayor Arthur Curry wants to stop this practice…

…not all Narwhals are drug dealers as Namor claims…

…or rapists…

…not all Narwhals read Gocomics without becoming paying customers…

…not all Narwhals vote twice on Dancing With The Stars…

…but the ones that do…

…we don’t need to cut off their horns like Namor suggests…

…we just need to lend them to Sea World…

…and when they are not earning their keep by performing…

…be made to watch, The Santa Clause 3, over & over, again…

…believe me…

…these bad Narwhals will soon be reformed Narwhals…

I LOVE NARWHALS (I should get a print of this, to go with my other FA print!)