The musical version of the chair was quite entertaining. The film version, not so much. The electrical version was a killer. Stay with the analog version.
Ippolit Matveyevich Vorobyaninov, having finally found the twelfth chair he sought as empty of the concealed family treasure, considered leaping into Oblivion … but figured he’d sell the story for a book about it, instead.
The Siege Perilous was a chair at the Round Table. It was reserved for whomever was able to bring back the Holy Grail. Or, in this case, the Super-sized Pickle Candy Cane said to have been left on the sideboard at the Last Supper.
Da-mned! I just knew I should have brought that collapsible chair! Now I have to find a crate or log or whatever……I’m running out of patience out sittting the enemy.
He has met the enemy, and it is he. The abyss precipice, one would be remiss to dismiss ones fears with a hiss, better to embrace the liminal space with a kiss.
“As I was sitting in my chair, I knew the bottom wasn’t there, Nor legs nor back, but I just sat, Ignoring little things like that.”— William Hughes Mearns
Bill Thompson about 1 year ago
His endgame: to cry “Time out!” and force his enemy to stand in the corner.
jmillerqld Premium Member about 1 year ago
What does he have in his hand?
Jonathan Lemon creator about 1 year ago
Mind the gap!
Jml58 about 1 year ago
He was the last man standing.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator about 1 year ago
Finding a good chair! It’s what we all want out of life!
Ubintold about 1 year ago
The guy was ruthless, and always saying: “I wonder where Ruth is”.
Imagine about 1 year ago
Here, there and everywhere. But especially there where there is a chair.
Imagine about 1 year ago
The musical version of the chair was quite entertaining. The film version, not so much. The electrical version was a killer. Stay with the analog version.
PraiseofFolly about 1 year ago
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https://en.m.wikipedia.Org/wiki/The_Twelve_Chairs_(1970_film)
https://en.m.wikipedia.Org/wiki/Ilf_and_Petrov
pat sandy creator about 1 year ago
he was neither here nor there…
PraiseofFolly about 1 year ago
Beyond the Blue Horizon
Awaits yet another day.
Ennui and Weltschmerz bore me,
Mere Existentialism is in store for me.
.
I stand not expecting Wisdom
Such Zen Help is not bound to come
Beyond the bland Blue Smog, is Life’s Sum:
A Violet light and Hummmmm …?
3hourtour Premium Member about 1 year ago
…the precipice between inner and outer Froglandia is the most beautiful thing ever…
…some compare it to the precipice between life and death…
…but instead of having to pick…
…Indiana Jones style…
…the correct chalice…
…you get to pick your forever chair…
…there are 23 styles…
…and 14 colors to choose from…
…[including plaid-15!]…
…to the surprise of some…
…many choose a bidet…
…with some only coming with cold water…
…it’s a strange place…
…this twilight zone between inner and outer Froglandia…
…like the Bermuda Triangle…
…or the English Channel…
…or the Halmark Channel after the Christmas season…
…
…I don’t know, Joe…
…the premise is kinda out there…
…would people really watch a show about pickinga chair?…
…George…
…they watch, Ghosts, don’t they?…
…both the BBC & the CBS versions!?!…
…hmmm…
…good point…
markkahler52 about 1 year ago
I’m gonna have to sit down and think about this one awhile….
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 1 year ago
He would not sully that greatcoat by sitting in a chair. His enemy knows that and remains patient. There will come a day of casual attire.
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 1 year ago
The Siege Perilous was a chair at the Round Table. It was reserved for whomever was able to bring back the Holy Grail. Or, in this case, the Super-sized Pickle Candy Cane said to have been left on the sideboard at the Last Supper.
phritzg Premium Member about 1 year ago
I don’t like standing on the edge of a cliff, because it feels like the force of gravity is trying to suck me over the edge.
goboboyd about 1 year ago
For they had the watches, but he had the time.
ericlscott creator about 1 year ago
and grow a pair
Linguist about 1 year ago
" …She knew her Dad was innocent
But the jury didn’t care.
They didn’t have a sofa,
So they offered him The Chair!"
Rev Phnk Ey about 1 year ago
What he found was a toilet seat, so he then outshlt his enemy(a).
charles9156 about 1 year ago
a very fine strategy indeed!
Ray*C about 1 year ago
Looks like a bear took that chair, but at least he kept his hair.
davewhamond creator about 1 year ago
Don’t go There!
willie_mctell about 1 year ago
Doing nothing is often the most productive strategy.
Zebrastripes about 1 year ago
Da-mned! I just knew I should have brought that collapsible chair! Now I have to find a crate or log or whatever……I’m running out of patience out sittting the enemy.
lawguy05 about 1 year ago
Look behind the green curtain.
Mike Baldwin creator about 1 year ago
Great! No need to explain, thought citizen cane.
Ham Khan creator about 1 year ago
there’s no business like slow business
6turtle9 about 1 year ago
He has met the enemy, and it is he. The abyss precipice, one would be remiss to dismiss ones fears with a hiss, better to embrace the liminal space with a kiss.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 1 year ago
♫ Anywhere you can sit, I can sit longer. ♪
♪ I can sit anywhere longer than you. ♫
Howard'sMyHero about 1 year ago
Am I wasting time? My “check engine” light is on …!
( NOT flashing though, so I’ll wait )
davidob about 1 year ago
Sounds like a deep-seated problem.
Havel about 1 year ago
“From the lowliest peasant to the mightiest pharaoh, who doesn’t enjoy a good sit?” (Mr. Burns, “The Simpsons”)
Amanda El-Dweek creator about 1 year ago
I think this is my life story.
Earthling Premium Member about 1 year ago
…and find something lovely to put in his hair
The Old Wolf about 1 year ago
“As I was sitting in my chair, I knew the bottom wasn’t there, Nor legs nor back, but I just sat, Ignoring little things like that.”— William Hughes Mearns
3hourtour Premium Member about 1 year ago
…Captain Hook…
…[retired]…
…just wanted a seat at the table…
…it seemed rich children could achieve fame & fortune…
…just by being young, glamorous and children of powerful parents…
…princesses …
…as if being rich & beautiful was a super power or something…
…millions of kid grew up poor…
…given dreams of frilly nonsense…
…but if Peter Pan taught him anything…
…that it was the poor that were the happiest…
…and that though changed his life…
…life wasn’t about knickknacks…
…chasing the golden ring…
…but being free in your mind…
…whether you were persecuted or spoiled…
…that’s why Hook became a jeeholy witness…
…and knocked on doors…
…and though he didn’t believe in Christmas…
…that Christmas bonus money would come in handy…
Radish... about 1 year ago
I’m hooked.
Sisyphos about 1 year ago
And suffer the ennui of Waiting for Godot? Just jump, brother! Peace be with you….