Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 16, 2024

I guess that watch on your left arm was the only thing keeping you going.

That said, you are still rather talkative.

Sorry man, gotta split.

You were tearable.

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What’s left of you, that is.

You can tell by the “X”over each eye.

I’m gonna make like a banana and split….

Schizophrenia is a heck of a drug

…while there are somethings about modern art that leaves me befuddled…

…it is clearly an art form that I enjoy…

…someone accidentally drops a pair of reading glasses at and art gallery and they rest near a wall…

…and wallah!…

… abracadabra…it’s an art piece…

…still…

…realism amazes me…

…giant pieces on canvas you could swear are photographs…

…but you come up next to them and the are nothing but fritos…

…or thumbprints…

…once…

…while a tree man in the winter…

…wasting the last hour of the day around a fire by our mile in right away clear cutting…

…a would be artist…

…was breaking sticks and sticking them into the lightly snow covered ground…

…another fella…

…not an artist…

…and not fond of the artist asked…

…what the he.. are you doing?…

…the artist kept placing sticks and said…

…This is my city…

…to which the other guy went over and started smashing down and kicking the artist’s stick city…

…and said…

…This is Godzilla crushing your city!…

…I’m telling ya…

…it was a masterpiece…

…way better than shredding your art after someone buys it…

…as for today’s Frog Applause…

…this tears it…

…wallah!…

… abracadabra…

…perfect…

Sympathetic voodoo magic. “I know a man with the power of voodoo …) etc. etc. etc. (see “The Bachelor and the Bobby Soxer.)

Nothing to see here. Move along. Move along.

Gratefully Dead?!

The Music Never Stops!

Having a ripping good time isn’t what it’s cracked up to be.

Well, he had me fooled. He really, really looked dead in that first panel.

This should be in a chapter of Magic Tricks For Dummies. Title it: How not to saw your assistant in two.

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Crime scene photos of Rip Torn furnished by Geraldine Page.

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This is the first half-azzed toon that Teresa has ever done.

Save for the missing tighty whities, is this the dude from yesterday?

( death by Garfield movie )

Nope, not rock and roll.

He would seem to be beside himself.

Mistakes, mistakes will tear him apart, again.

He’s been mostly dead all day . . .

So when GoComics signs me out, the tracking cookies for ads, for places I’ve been, still work. That’s fun.

Flat Line…v..