Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for September 05, 2024

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    Randy B Premium Member 3 months ago

    ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOBUTTERFLY!

    futurama. fandom. com / wiki / Hypnotoad

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    Randy B Premium Member 3 months ago

    Horses are big heavy rabbits with hooves. And frequently they forget they’re big.

    www. youtube. com / watch?v=b7Pu9juZEYI

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    3hourtour Premium Member 3 months ago

    …stay tuned…

    …same Frog Applause station …

    …same Frog Applause channel…

    …½ Rube Goldberg…

    …½ iceberg…

    …½ass…

    …the raptor will give thanks for the food given it…

    …let us prey…

    …from the looks of it…

    …it won’t be the first time…

    …the Cat worshipper’s knees suffered abrasions…

    …all at Zion National Park…

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    The Old Wolf  3 months ago
    “Will Beowulf conquer the Dragon? Will Tristan return to Iseult? Will Peewee find her dolly? Tune in this channel tomorrow night and in the meantime, wake up and hurry to your neighborhood druggist for a cake of Skyway’s Kwikbrite Armor Polish, the better polish used by the better knights sans peur et sans reproche." – Heinlein, Have Space Suit, Will Travel
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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 3 months ago

    This is why the southern hemisphere has everything backwards.

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    coltish1.  3 months ago

    I worry about the cat worshiper, for sure. He should never have left Egypt. I mean, he wouldn’t have had to deal with snow there in June. Or at all, I guess.

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    Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member 3 months ago

    No no yes no

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    Ubintold  3 months ago

    And they all went to heaven in a big row boat. Clap pat.

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    Slowly, he turned...  3 months ago

    All of those things, and more too, in our next episode!

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    Lafsalot  3 months ago

    Yes.

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    Rev Phnk Ey  3 months ago

    What’s the difference between an orange? Will it rain or in the city?

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    Howard'sMyHero  3 months ago

    I have become mesmerized by the interconnected chaos of it all. Need more CaFfEiNe …⁉️

    ( interrobanged again )

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    charles9156  3 months ago

    find out! tune in next week ..

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    nancyb creator 3 months ago

    The thinking woman or man’s Rube Goldberg/Heath Robinson Machine.

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    ca_jeffo Premium Member 3 months ago

    I came for a risque knee abrasion joke and am leaving disappointed…

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    Thehag  3 months ago

    And the raptor gets a meal and a half. Cat and part Vole.

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    willie_mctell  3 months ago

    Excuse any typos that might occur. I can’t take my eyes off the butterfly.

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    6turtle9  3 months ago

    Domino Rally, Frog Applause style. Heads will roll.

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    *Hot Rod*  3 months ago

    Tune in late, and Peabody tells Sherman to stay on the road and get a spanking if wanders into the other side.June is three months pregnant. Christ in the womb. My lady Mary is in the stall and stalling for the future. Little Drummer Boy rocks and rolls.

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    Imagine  3 months ago

    There you have it, folks: the butterfly effect.

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    PraiseofFolly  3 months ago

    Once Monarch Butterflies go extinct, that will be one less problem to worry about. It would be the Milkweed of Human Kindness.

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    tudza Premium Member 3 months ago

    Stop snowing? Sure. Hail is expected later.

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    Batta Bing Batta Bang! Stunades!

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    UltraLameFest2  3 months ago

    Based on the illustration, the cat guy will have more to worry about than his knees.

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    davidob  3 months ago

    No problem weathering the snow job.

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    davidob  3 months ago

    Remember people, this’ll be on the text.

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    davidob  3 months ago

    That’ll teach ya.

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    markkahler52  3 months ago

    Please cut the blotter in half, next time, and I’ll cut back on the Ayahuasca…

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