Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 10, 2024

That’s the excuse he makes every time he points it at the toilet bowl.

Just wait until he gets to the age of “the old man from Rantoul”! [old Limerick]

He will eventually realize that he has nothing under his control, and never did.

See if anyone salutes.

Is he complaining or boasting?

None of us do, son.

None of us do.

Nothin’ worse than a bent flagpole in Flagstaff, Arizona.

@Teresa Burritt.

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…my freak flag only flies at ½ staff…

…unless I grease the pole first…

…at least that’s what Hawk man’s wife…

…Hawk Tuah…

… told me at the Comic Khah last Saturday…

…it all goes back to my college modeling days…

…my girl-‘friend’, Mary…

…talked me in to posing for her life drawing class…

…then kept gaving me that wicked smile…

…and wiggle of her body…

…the professor whispered to me…

…young man get control of your flagpole…

…Mary stretched her arms above her head…

…and arched her back…

get a second opinion

Well, you’ve got a lot of mentoring and practice before you get to throw the flags in Florence.

Shimmy shimmy, cocoa pop, shimmy shimmy pop!

At least he’s still got his undies….

LMAO!

and then there was the monkey who wrapped his tail around the flag pole … .

Steven Pole on vocals.

The-A-Merican Flag.

Neither do i lady. Neither do i.

When I was a kid, a breeze could make me lose control of my flagpole.

Flagpolicious.

Bet you can not eat just one.

WOW time slips by*!*.

Ole Big Mac Donald’s shot on site of his Snoop Dowg for the captured bad guy.

Smile you are on captured TEEVEE.

Must have spotlight, from dusk ’til dawn.

I used to have a Maypole

But now September’s come

All the leaves are falling

Come wither Cherry Plum

Bass tool for ever and ever.

Flag’s and Gravel Pits in my glaucoma eye I guacamole to think about it.

Neither the uploads as well …!

( we still salute you T )

Common adolescent and pre-adolescent boy complaint.

Can’t salute ya, can’t find a flag, if that don’t suit ya, that’s a drag….!!

He let his Freak Flag Fly.

Rickets?

No one does.

Be glad you don’t have a tail. Those things are entirely uncontrollable.