Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 21, 2025

she looks like a 1950’s mom ;+)

Good teal green March 17, Saint Patrick’s Day…

Today’s stirp takes a trip to STOTA! Surreal Theatre Of The Absurd.

Excuse me, sir — now that we Andrews Sisters have taken on a new mascot, I need new gloves. Do you have a Brannock Device on you?

Looks like Mom’s been bathing in the marijuana and smoking the bath salts again. She claims to have Cotard’s Syndrome, but I hardly think that explains things.

It’s macaroni and tomato sauce, at the moment. We expect cheese later, though.

A hat will have calls of macaroni in its outdoor sign.

The fourth of July

Call or not call?

Heidi became the darling of the new Rolling Brick Bus Line, with her calls of the next stop. Not to drop names, but she told me one time in private that she’d received tons of advice on how to help Winston duplex.

Peculiar — the game, Watson, is simultaneously at hand and afoot!

Winston appears to have something in common with our cat, an interest in human feet. In this case it looks like human front feet. Our cat prefers human hind feet.

Tuesday is green.

Port Mon Dieu!

Wednesday used to be the Prince Ignorance smoked spaghetti feed night at the St. Winston Food Duplex Outlet Dance Hall. Now it’s re-enactments of the Battle of Fort Munchies with that Smokers of the Purple Sage outfit.

Cookity clack the mouse ran up the railroad track.

I put one of Winston’s feathers in my cap and called it La Spumoni.

Au Gratin cigarettes and elbow pipes are best with duplex charcoaled filters.

If you’ll bliss me today, I’ll gladly give you my favorite shoehorn color Wednesday.

— Sample dialog featured in trailer clips for Mysterioso So-So So-and-Sos

Why yes, thank you! I just adore a Mercerized Fort Bliss!

After her unfortunate Transporter mishap, Arlene was slightly brain-addled in addition to obvious physical changes.

…sometimes I read English out loud and pretend I don’t understand it…

…a fun exercise…

…today I dont have to pretend…