Garfield by Jim Davis for December 16, 2020

Quick Santa! Poison Garfield with the killer lasagna!

Wish big, get big!

how long has it been since there was a lasagna reference which used to be a running gag?

“…I’ll wait up for you, dear

Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Think of all the fun I’ve missed

Think of all the fellas that I haven’t kissed

Next year I could be oh so good

If you check off my Christmas list"

Just one? He’d need a least three to work in shifts.

Who’s the pizza for Garfield, if it’s a killer ?

Good wish. I would have that too

JK! I’m never stupid

Killer Food or Food to die for. Which would you ask for?

You are spoiled for choice. We will send you as many as you want: here in Italy they fill the television schedules at any time of day and evening .

Not to mention Spaghetti, Carbonara, cannelloni, pizza…..

Hope Santa doesn’t get mixed up and give him an Italian Chef killer instead!

Stouffer’s Garfield !

“Must be willing to work at all hours (Because face it, I am always hungry!)”

He could’ve just asked for an infinite supply of whatever food he wants

what, jon’s cooking isn’t good enough for garfield? >:o(

I do too, but make mine kosher.

You better invite me to dinner if you get that chef!

Lasagna? That’s so 80s Garfield.

Santa will just send him back to where he was born.

I see that someone has his mind in the clouds.

And it was subsequently discovered that a simple typo recruited the Italian killer/chef.

Well Santa’s gonna have to steal the chef from a restaurant

Seek, and ye shall find!

If it’s an evil genie, this’ll turn into a horror movie.

After 10 months of lockdowns and cooking all our meals, I think that is a GREAT wish!!!

I got that same Christmas wish 50 years ago; and she makes a killer lasagna.

That’s what I say about buying a lottery ticket. I know the odds are terrible, but they’re better than NOT buying a lottery ticket.

Oh gods, is tomorrow’s strip going to be an ad from Hello Fresh?

You already have Jon!

I wish, I wish, I wish Clockwork Orange would shut the - up.

Add in some pepperoni on top of that (yes I’ve tried lasagna with pepperoni. Why it’s not more.mainstream is beyond me)

He’s right, but that’s a bit still too much to ask.

If I could afford a servant, a cook would be number one on my list also……

Having a personal chef would be wonderful. I know I’d eat a lot healthier.

If Jon heard that, then there’s probably a good chance that he could up his game in the cooking department and be able to give Garfield a lasagna that could put the Italian chef he asked for to shame. Then again, that might just be wishful thinking.

Nothing like blue light special laptops…

He can take that job and chef it.

Italian chef who makes a killer lasagna, that’s a new one

But that would a form of indentured servitude, not exactly Santa’s bag.

I Love Garfield

He’s not wrong.

Greedy Garfield strikes again.

But hey, It’s true!!

Everyone tells me I make a killer lasagna. Why don’t I make it more often. Because I make it all scratch, fresh spices and herbs slow cooked for 8 to 10 hours, fresh made pasta. OK the meats and cheeses are purchased. When I do make it I end up with three or more large pans for the freezer.

In Yorkshire there is a parental saying; ‘Them as ask don’t get, and them as don’t ask don’t want’

Viva Italia! Viva lasagna! Viva Santa this Xmas! #christmascooking :)

Ramsay & Flay rotate shipping me weekly a weeks worth of meals..

Sadly Garfield ended up with an Italian killer. “It’s an old Sicilian message. It means Odie sleeps with the fishes.”

Noticing Garfield’s newer skills I am wondering who he will side with, Russians or Chinese, or some old fashioned back alley character. After observing over the years hard to believe he wouldn’t use them for some scheme. Or, has he possessed them all along and not been known for all he has been doing?

What’s next on his list, a calendar without mondays?!?

what a coincidence, I was gonna have lasagna for dinner today

wait what I thought Jon made Garfield lasanas

A personal chef would be AMAZING.

It’s christmas dayGarfield: Oh boy i can’t wait for that Italian chefSanta Claus: Ho ho ho i got you your chefGarfield: YeahSanta drops Mario 500 feet in the air

That is actually great advice for life. The answer to every question you don’t ask is no.