Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for March 07, 2025

Gud Lingoistics!

I’m not high enough yet!

“Ben, the two of us need look no more…”

Bucky isn’t unhinged he was never hinged to begin with

His own peroxide? OOkaay!

Not all. I was out for a long bike ride one late afternoon. Just as it was getting darker, I had turned up one street to make my way back home and a huge rat decided to dart between my wheels. Tapped his backside with my heel on the downstroke. City rats are not to be messed with.

Mice are little. Rats can be pretty big. Relatively speaking.

I could use a Bucky-to-English dictionary.

“I know a little German… He’s right over there!”

“I know a little member, it’s in my pants.”

Rats may be small. But Bucky still wants to use a BIG pan on them.

I hope this continues next week. The banter has been pretty good. But c’mon, it’s “go time” for Bucky. Most likely, “go” to the urgent care vet.

Rats. Are. Not. “Little”!

Never been in an alley behind a downtown Chicago restaurant, eh, Buck? Them there suckers are scary big!

Bucky is really working his obtuse today!

Peroxide, foodal, undumb, knowledging, speached ! roflmao

Panel 3 is hilarious, if not as funny as this: "Mike enter room and speaked, “Who that has taken my food? Who it is I kill you!”

Ok, I really want a poster on my wall of Panel 3! Freakin’ HILARIOUS!

T.C.A.R. (That Cat Ain’t Right.)

And that’s exactly why he’s so awesome.