Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for September 26, 2015

Damn, if Mutant Hand Guy is the run of generic teachers at Milford, I want the EPA to check what kind of toxic chemicals are going into that mug.

Methinks Ellisburkes is going to have a field day with this storyline, it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. If we learned anything out of the midsummer camps, it’s to thine own self be Tru(e). I wonder if this class is in Room 2B, or not?

In all reality , way to go kdizzle ! P 1 interesting ways of cup holding maybe the Chinese ladyy or is that Holly should invest in a sippy cup ?

Holly’s crab claw is pointing out the drone cam in her class in P2. She also appears to be teaching “The Vagina Monologues” instead of Shakespeare.

Boo in P3. Killing it ? He dead! This is the same panel Holly proves she’s a bad actress and not a teacher, spouting dialogue like that.

Gil….Holly, you gonna finish your pie? Public school pie is the best!!!!

Holly’s agent apparently didn’t pack a change of clothes for his trip to Milford, as he’s still sporting his Saturday Night Fever Look. Come to think of it, he hasn’t changed clothes since 1977.

Wow, talk about killing, Dora looks like she’s planning to go on a killing spree in P3. And speaking of killing, today’s Mopped Up Thorp is killing it.I can’t believe it, still no bonfire? Aren’t they usually at the end of the week? Does this mean we won’t open the football season before October?

Holly’s handler is at the Copywrite Cafe’ enjoying warm, moist pie. He’s quite the Aqua Velva, gold medallion wearing, IROC driving Johnny Revolta dandy.

@The Brown Starfish: BRAVO…clap,clap,clap, clap.

Yes, killing it: Romeo and Juliet (murder/suicide/double suicide). Lady Macbeth (aka Holly and Marty’s fantasies), Hamlet (aka Tru’s favorite Omelet) Regicide, Uncle-cide, and a side of “Bacon”.

School is just starting? Or the reality show school is just starting? Just less than a month into what would really be a start time for school? This is getting far fetched and yet I keep reading. Why doesn’t Milford have a hockey team? We did at Southfield Lathrup High School back in the ’70s.

In the huddle this Year: OK, guys: Julius Ceasar Act III, Scene IV, on 2, hut.

I don’t want to go all Perry Mason here, but don’t these juveniles have privacy rights? Did Holly DD coerce the guys into signing waivers? Will Jughead get an agent? Episode 4 has one of the Kardashians visiting Gil and Kaz for gym class. I read it in TV Guide.

Looks like Janet’s Diner, though the mugs have the Copyright Cafe logo, and the sign on the window says “WA…”. Hard to keep up with the changes in the bustling Milford coffee house scene.

First day of school flashback, Aug 29, 2014: “I didn’t even WANT a science class!”

@ Ellisburkes – Act I, Scene 3: “To thine own self be Tru(e).”

@ BitsyTwill: look how his pinky is so stuck to the cup it’s being distorted as he tries to free it. WA = Waffle House

Shakespeare? In Milford? NAW!!!!.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXId5jOTxdg

tcar-1 you’re a strange person. funny but strange

@Ellisburkes: I didn’t discover ZULU until it made it to TV while I was in college. One of my favorites as well. One of my favorite scenes is when the Boer tells the English officer: " He’s counting your guns."

“I dreamt I met a snake and he said: ’You’ll never make it to the tank kid.’ Oh! how sharper than a serpent’s truth is a tankless child”!! (Beauregard Bugleboy)

Timeout vs. Central City: as the waterboy approaches the players, one of the Darwins calls out -“Prithee, fetch my chalice!”

@ tacar-1: Me thinks it doth take one to knoweth one