Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for January 15, 2016

In addition to the foul, I wonder if Jadine Bynes got a technical for not wearing her team-issued wristband.

Never, ever retaliate. The ref always sees that especially if he missed the original foul. Menzie can’t wait to take #45 to the WUD shed.

It WUD appear that #45 is shooting her free throw from the 3 point line in P2. And are they making her shoot a giant bubble. Is that some kind Valley penalty shot? And who is that coming in from the left to make the tackle. WTF kind of game are they playing here, murder ball? And if so, why no wheelchairs?

The girl to the left of Menzie in P3 is hiding her face in shame at how predictable this story has become. Menzie, ready to scrum for her team. This story is so boring that the girl to Menzie’s left has already fallen asleep.

2nd consecutive day of Mimi coaching!

Black wristbands at Milford are in honor of the missing Thorp children. Jadine’s not wearing one. Hmm, does she know where the children are so she won’t wear one?

Now we will see if the ref still thinks we should just ‘let them play’.

In all reality , P 1 maybe it’s my poor eyesight but it looks like Jadone pushes with one arm and with her other reaches down and gooses # 45 .Que up the theme from Jaws , it’s on now .

What !!!!???? Mimi is going to put Ken(zie) in when the play gets rough and the refs have lost control of the game? I never would have seen that coming.

Lots of firsts for Kenzie. Promoted to sit on front bench row with team, dressed for the game and getting to err, play. Along with Mimi coaching, 2nd consecutive day of EES. Where there is Mimi, there is action. Meanwhile, back at stately Thorp Manor, Pedro is preparing a taco post game spread.

Coaches Held Hostage: Day 83 for Kaz.

In P2, I’m not sure if Mimi is going to Ken(zi(E)) because she wants to retaliate or because the other players on the bench are sleeping.

Correction: P3, not P2

P4 “Kenzie what are you doing?”“Putting on the foil, Coach!”

We all knew this was coming, so I’m looking foreword to the elbows and killer picks. By now, having sat on the bench, she’s picked up a post-up jumper, and a nice finger-roll to the hoop. Coach-em-up MILFord!

That KenZ’s reaction is to ball her hands up into fists is probably a bad sign.

Kenzie already has her dukes up. Stick and move, stick and move. 45 has nothing she can hurt you with.

Like Mr. Brown, Larry the Cable Guy knows Kenzie will get’r done. While no one was watching she’s learned a turn around jumper from the high post that’s unstoppable and with her rugby skills Cherry Valley forfeits when they can’t find five unconcussed players to put on the floor.

P-2: standing at an arched cross? on the gym floor, the Cherry Hill players pray to Re the Sun God.

P-3: take a look at the knees. Kenzie doesn’t have any but there is a disembodied pair off to the left. (a new Addams family cousin?)

Jadine Bynes can also get a technical foul for an illegal number. High school rules, like college, do not allow any digit to be higher than a 5. Legal numbers are: 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 00, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 50, 51, 52, 53, 54, 55. A team member list shall not have both numbers 0 and 00.

….sort of reminds me of the early 1970’s Bulls when Dick Motta would send out Dennis Awtry to spell the starter Cliff Ray with 3 personals…elbows were gonna fly! I Remember Awtry completely frustrating a young Lew Alcindor/kareem by just hanging on him, banging him on every play until he was exhausted.

What kind of retaliation is that? She should at least get an elbow to the head.

Well it sure is lucky that Menzie isn’t wearing her sweater and earrings today, otherwise she wouldn’t be able to play. She has no experience, no idea what she’s doing, but I’m sure she’ll knock #45 around and frustrate her and throw her off her game because…..uh….magic. And speaking of magic, it’s almost magic that you click on this link and behold, there’s today’s Mopped Up Thorp!

Did she knock her eyeball out?

Just run on out there and whomp her a good ’un Jethrine!